I had just finished passing through the mountains on my way to Ivarstead when I noticed an Argonian in deep red leather armor creeping up in my servant. Mind you, I play a mage that specializes in stealth combat via explosive runes, but that didn't stop me from charging in! With no time to charge a spell, I heft my shield and crush the would be assassin in the face, staggering her long enough for good 'ol Lydia to draw her sword and begin the assault. Finding just enough time to call a bound blade from the void, I find myself the target of a relentless flurry of dagger slashes. The first strike carried the taint of poison, but I plugged through. With a combination of thrusts and shield strike, I'm able to weaken the assassin enough for Lydia to run her through from behind, finishing the job. Not a bad fight for a sneaky caster, eh. Anyone else have some fun moments to share?

once drank 30 ales an ate 7 steaks on a mountain

it was then I knew true meaning of dragon born

I used to be an adventurer like you, until I took an arrow in the knee.

love your creative writing

lol

the most epic thing I ever did was spawn a bunch of chickens in ivarstead, then go around hunting bunnies with chain lightning, then manually carrying them to ivarstead. after I had a huge pile of them I used the ritual stone and launched my attack on the chickens of ivarstead. was an epic battle of breeding food fowl vs undead cuteness

I once killed a wolf

I finally got to the point where I could 1 shot giants and have been farming toes ever since. Unfortunately, I am a dumbass and only take one toe instead of all 10 that are available

Oh and I also got the master level spells for conjuration and illusion, badass stuff that is.

I killed sven in riven town and the old lady still says "i raised my sven to be a proud man" or somethng like that.... Sad that its been days and she still didnt realise her son was dead. Also after i killed him i took his house key and robbed them....

Skyrim imo