If you aren't in a professional team you might as well be average or below mmr because it doesn't matter as long as you enjoying the game.

you strike me as someone that has a lot of hours clocked on league of legends.....

Funny cos I've never played league of legends.

If you aren't a pro and you're high MMR what are you even doing with your life? Paying BSJ for coaching?

I have a career? Being high MMR has nothing to do with your aspirations to be pro at a computer game, it just means that you're better at the game than most people. A very small percentage of Divine5 players are pro, or even want to be pro. They're divine5 because their game mechanics and efficiency playing the game are solid. I see a lot more low MMR players in the teenage range having aspirations to be pro players actually. A lot of people have a misconception that practicing relentlessly is what will make you a strong dota player, I'm divine5 and I haven't played a game since the saturday before last and that was a battlecup.

People that pay for coaching are silly, if you can't watch professional games and learn anything there having some guy with broken english telling you what to do isn't going to do much either.