ye
dunno what the fuck i'm doin
drank a bunch of energy shit and ate mass mint chocolates so fuck it
d2 time
just gonna make this a throw barb and see what happens and shit
haven't done one of these before, so not really sure how they work
just gonna post pictures and things

impalin niggas
gettin mass exp
just another wednesday morning


just arriving at cold plains
when a bunch of these cunts come ambushing me
i bashed the fuckers head in and all she gave me was a javelin
turns out javelins are gfg tho, and have replaced my knives


okay this took a bit of time
i have walked this game many a time
but it wasn't until now that i realized how much of an annoying LITTLE SHIT THIS WHORE IS
she kept running around so my javelins would keep missing, and her arrows are freezing me and shit and fuck
it was just an unpleasant experience
in any case
i persevered through it, nothing worth noting though

just walking through underground passage when HOLY FUCK


rushed back to town asap to id this mother
not as godly as i was hoping, but still n2b
gotta hoard that mana nahsayin


just continuing on my journey through the underground passage when HOLY JESUS DICKS OF SATAN

i don't know what the fuck kind of treasure cove i've stumbled across
but god damn i'm gonna be doin some mfin later

k so i need to stop getting so excited about rares cos they're most often just junk
but i ain't complainin about this lil thing
pretty sweet attack rating bonus my niggas


just spent a solid 30 seconds throwing knives at kyoko before i realized she aint a fallen, my bad yo
on an unrelated note, gettin real god damn tired of these javelins running out so fast


fuck fuck fuck fuck
i found this exp shrine
and i got cocky and wanted to take down treehead
motherfucker came at me hard, but i didn't care
i wanted his exp, i wanted it bad
guy had crushing blow or some shit tho, started goin ham on me
had no other choice but to retreat
kyoko died within seconds like a bitch
i just made it ten times worse running around cos now all these fallens and shit are in the way
god damn



finally got him alone
treehead ain't shit
officially suck my dick you wooly mammoth or whatever the fuck you're supposed to be

trist time, turn the speakers up
i don't care if you're asleep mom, lets get this shit pumpin
it's trist time bitch

it's not long before i'm up against the most powerful warrior in all of tristram, venom dick the flayer or something like that
fortunately, it turned out he was a little bitch and was quick work
not long after, though, griswold appeared from the shadows
and we went to battle.

i knew it was going to be a long and hard fought fight
so i employed my most powerful tactic:
stand in the corner behind kyoko and fuckin throw shit and run when he gets near
it turns out kyoko is a fucking idiot though and just keeps wandering around everywhere
so i imagined the javs hitting her in the head as well as griswold


so i find the tower
as soon as i enter, im greeted by these little shits
kyoko aborts right away
then they run towards me and get all up in my face and shit
they're stealing my mana, makin these annoying ass sounds and generally being creepy as fuck
good thing for my 5 mana helm
and the fact i dont even use mana


holy god DAMN
i found another set of javelins so i could finally use double throw
AND I AM RAPIN EVERYTHING IN SIGHT
for 30 seconds at least until i have to go to charsi for repairs
but jesus shit this is powerful
countess wasn't even a thing

good, you need to re-learn how to play this game.

very entertaining lmao

December 19, 2013: 7:22 AM
bagel?
homemade biscuits?
brushing my teeth?
how about fuck that, mom
none of the above
it's time to d2 bitch

i've only read a few of these, but from what i saw, people tend to do count runs
so i'm gonna fuck a nigga up a few times and see what i get


RAL MOTHERFUCKER
i don't know anything about low level runewords, but i'm sure this qtpi is used in some shit
if not, i'll fuckin fire res my mana helm, idc
also look at my tips touching


so i'm just killin random goat cunts in tower level 3
AND HOLY FUCK LOL
LOOK AT THIS
ham status engaged
can't stop this rape anymore
i lose 3 mana with it on, but fuck that gfg fire resist
i could ral this and use it end game jesus


tal tho
apparently can make a n1 runeword called stealth
just need the armor
so that's enough countess for now
onwards to tamoe yo

man look at this shit
i got all fuckin pumped to id this and went back to town asap
i was like god damn kyoko, christmas is comin early girl
i id this fuckin godly windforce like fuckin supercharged demon canon
fuckin nothing gettin in her way now
and she can't even use it
.
fuckin kyko
gettin real sick of her shit
i'm almost tempted to throw my pilums away and start firing bolts like a fuckin bolt firing machine or some shit
but whatev
also level + stats so far


alright guys
just got the malus
gonna test my luck and imbue one of my white pilums
charsi better not jerk me off either cos i've spent at least 50k$ in repairs since i started
so give me something fuckin good
...
..
HOLY FUCKIN GOD DAMN
LOOK AT THAT FIRE RES AND MF LOL
shit ton of stamina
more stamina than a man even needs
holy fuck guys i've hit the crown jewel
if charsi wasn't so fuckin manly i'd be sexin her

that fire res tho fuck

fuck the fire resist, check out the mf!!!

Swear some more please ^^

Its nice to see a thrower Again, they are more rare then others.