so i've mf'd andy as much as i can stand
i don't ever want to see her face/tits ever again
i've decided my next path is lower kurast cos i need a bunch of those sweet ass mid runes to get gfg
so i'm going to be making my way there as fast as possible
before i could start a2 however, i realized there was some unfinished business i had left in a1: rescuing cain and returning the horadric malus to charsi
HELLO GRISWOLD MY OLD FRIEND
it seems like it's been an eternity
as i stepped back into trist for the first time since christmas, i began reminiscing about the old times
about my first adventure to tristram back when i was still a babby
how i used to call kyoko mean things and stand behind her to throw
how i sexually harrassed her from day 1, and she was always too shy to say anything back
i still think about her every now and then
just kidding
i hope she's burning in hell
i bet she's fuckin down there and i'm sure satan is already sick of her shit too
can't say pratham is much better

i went to fuckin find this malus for charsi
boy was i exited to get this thing and imbue a new pair of boots
i still had the old pair the fine woman crafted for me with her beautiful hands, and her loving embrace
the woman had captured my heart and imbued her name on it
but alas, that is a story for another time
i started making my way through the barracks to find this big blue demon
getting excited every step i took
thinking about the new pair of boots i was going to craft
just IMAGINING the sheer amount of fire resistance nightmare was going to yield me
I COULDN'T TAKE IT ANY LONGER
I WAS FROTHING AT THE MOUTH WITH EXCITEMENT
when i finally found the son of a bitch, i speared him right through his god damn heart and got ready to go back to town
when i saw something
something...
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HOLY NIGGER DICKS OF THE NEPHALEM
