That's that shit I do like

just found this godly helm while searching for a lum wtf


had several near fatal encounters with a bunch of conviction/fanat/amp damage goat cunts
decided fuck it
the el's aint worth it
went on ahead
with my magical throwing spears
and my 30 life armor

had demon dick the butthurt ball sucker drop this bad boy
man
if only i could attach my spears and fuckin unload them with this thing
imagine the chaos i'd be doin


had my first ever run in with this guy
lemme tell you, he is one mean son of a bitch
i've really learned not to expect much, if anything, from pratham
but jesus dicks he dropped like a fly
i came close to dying multiple times
with a name like pitdspawn fouldog, it makes sense to me now that he was in a jail
fuck
he's definitely the black gang member of the tainted/weird fuckin lightning dog community
thankfully, i outsmarted him by standing far away enough that his bolts wouldn't hit me
go back to school nerd

had to make a special post for cock mongrel the bastard child here
guy was a grade a jerkface
was reviving shamans (didnt even know this was possible), kept running around like a fucking idiot and avoiding my spears, shocking the piss out of me with his aura
man
just one annoying little shithead


lets talk about champion the banished
one angry hooded faggot mad at the world for whatever reason
i take one life away, he heals two
alrighty then
backed up by puke maim, a lightning enchanted tainted, this group of goth like ultra nerds posed a real threat
thankfully i had pratham present, so i left him to the wolves while i ran away lmfao!


ITS TIME

so i walked into this dark room
spears in hand
ready to give this bitch a vasectomy
and that's when i figured i'd try something new
something smart, something brilliant
andy was stronk as hell in nightmare
i could barely defeat fuckin gut drinker outside the door
granted, he was a cold enchanted zombie fuck
but still
so, i began throwing spears blindly off into the distance, hoping i'd pick her off
i figured i'd do this for 10 minutes or so, then go see what the damage was
it was a solid plan, really
i'm sure andy would be up there thinking what the fuck and who the fuck
things were off to a good start


i was going to beat this monster without even breaking a sweat
i was getting ready to walk up to greet my soils
i was going to get that rare stygiam pilum of my dreams
oh wait a second
pratham stop
pratham what are you doing...
PRATHAM STRIKES AGAIN LOL


THATS IT YOU DUMB SHIT
LURE HER UP
JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER TIME
he gets killed immediately
i'm left to fend for myself
she shoots one little baby ball of poison at me
poison resist lol
i'm fuckin grasping for life
have no other choice but to high tail the fuck out of there
i run away
politely slam the door shut behind me
she fuckin comes runnin and slams the thing open again
GOD DAMN WOMAN HAVE SOME MERCY
i'm trying to make a god damn portal to get back to town to recooperate
nope
she won't give me the time of day
she's poison novaing the fucking hair off of my back
have no other choice but to play ring around the fucking satan she-cunt of madagascar
ran around in circles for 2 hours until i finally got an extra second to portal to town


This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Dec 27 2013 07:33pm

go back to cata 3...

Desperation gives you brainfreeze

literally didn't even think about it
it was a high stressful enviroment yo
shit
drops:


went back for round #2:


round 3:

slut

sigh
these runs are taking 15 minutes each
anyone have any tips on what might make this easier on me?

This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Dec 27 2013 08:20pm

there goes an hour of my life i'll never get back lmfao
afk

Blood Weapon Magic Normal/Exceptional/Elite Axe - AKA throwing axes

Ort Rune
Perfect Ruby
Any Jewel

+ (35-60%) Enhanced Damage
(1-4)% Life Stolen Per Hit
+(10-20) To Life


Safety Weapon Magic Normal/Exceptional/Elite Spear or Javelin

Sol Rune
Perfect Emerald
Any Jewel

+ (5-10%) Enhanced Defense
Magic Damage Reduced By (1-2)
Damage Reduced By (1-4)

This post was edited by Airwaves on Dec 27 2013 09:27pm

that is not for throwing axes
they are not "axes"