This is funniest thing ive read on the forum xd

i love you pat lol

alright crab cunt
time to eat some steel
i get into position
i start firin
out of nowhere, this nigger starts extending his tentacles out at me
donno where the fuck this even came from
seriously
look at the length of that tentacle

so this fight took approximately 15 minutes
i had returned to town roughly 20-25 times
i went through at least 10 thawing potions
i want to give praham shit, but the motherfucker held his own, i have to give him credit



this moment was the d2 equivalent of me climaxing irl
which coincidentally, occurred just seconds after baal had fainted


THOSE FUCKIN DROPS THO


fuckin pratham

k thanks for reading everyone
afk

dont forget to donate fg to this epic storyteller!

it's 3 am and i'm eating fish sticks and drinking chocolate milk
TIME TO D2

nm time yo
stats:



so here's the situation
i ran into a mob of those kkk affiliates or w/e they're called including a unique green one
the green one is this stone skin fuckin ultra high defense enhanced gayness and a plethora of other shit
she fucked up pratham pretty fast, so i ran around for safety
and that's when i ran into this champion brute up top
there's just one of them, luckily, but he's still a big asshole
the guy is doing 200 of my health with one of those fuckin karate chops
so i used tactic #2 since operation pratham as a human shield was not viable
run like fuck and fire spears over shoulder
this worked for about 10 seconds, before i ran into bishiboshi and his team of shits
and at this point
i had to just take a picture of my anus being raped
i've got bishiboshi playing around with fire
haze rend the hunter must have had a shitty christmas, she's just fuckin murdering shit for no apparent reason
then this brute is just off in the distance jerking off from the view
and fuck
i literally have no idea how to take on these guys
I WASNT TRAINED FOR THIS


this fight literally took longer than baal


This post was edited by Reginaaccchecker13 on Dec 27 2013 01:31am

in other news, fuck this bitch
took me 25 minutes of flaying ghosts and goats to get here
needless to say, i was excited
my hopes were endless
all i wanted was a lum
not too much to ask if i do say so myself


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ye


gonna farm for a bit and see if i can get a lum

A+ pat
vn1m8 ^^

This is the shit that I live for

A+ story.
A+ would fuck Pat a few times, idk how big his dick is but I'd go back for more and marry him.

so what happened to the barb i crushed for u