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#51
Oct 11 2023 04:37pm
Whelp, I traded offense (bone) for defense (golem). Back to spamming Amp Dmg and Confuse lol
Uno!
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#52
Oct 11 2023 04:47pm
Dos!!
Cute armor
Tres!!!
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#53
Oct 11 2023 04:53pm
Bring it on (belch), bitch!
Oh fk me, this is going to suck so bad
Flesh Morty may not do a lot of dmg, but 2k+ health is pretty tanky at this point in the game!
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#54
Oct 11 2023 05:00pm
Everything around me constantly dies.. Oh well, their problem. As long as Rick is still kicking it, then that's all that matters. I can see just the littlest bit of health removed from the health bar!! There's a chance!!
Ummm.. Let's try creating a weapon that is so level and balanced that Diablo will just kill himself for us because everything will just seem so uneven!
Iron Morty --> "Steel" Morty
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#55
Oct 11 2023 05:02pm
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Ah! Let's try Fuego Morty to absorb Diablo's fire attack!!! I'm a genius!!!
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#56
Oct 11 2023 05:10pm
Well, that didn't work at all...
Let's try chiseling away Diablo's health using Trash Mortys
I can't do anything! This battle is going to take, literally, hours....
Jerry dies instantly (more often than not before he even reaches Diablo) and all of the Mortys are fking useless!
Out of desperation, I went ahead and picked up some explodey potions and just started chucking lmao
It's better than nothing!
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#57
Oct 11 2023 05:10pm
Aw yeah
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#58
Oct 11 2023 05:18pm
And it always ends the same way... Jerry and Morty dying pretty quickly then me running for my life
So I figured I can't afford to keep reviving Jerry who does absolutely nothing (my explodey potions were more useful than him)
Then it hit me!! I had the right plan all along!!!! USE CRONENBERG MORTY!! He's cheap, can be mass produced, and even tho he just hands out paper cuts, a lot of paper cuts can deal some damage!!
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#59
Oct 11 2023 05:20pm
The rest is history...
1,000,000,000,000% Fuck Act IV, Fuck Diablo, Fuck me for choosing to run a Golemancer.
7/10 would do it again tho
Coming up on the next update of Rick and Morty... Act V!
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Oct 14 2023 08:13pm
So I pretty much just ran all the way to Shenk. The screen shot didn't take but 1st Q of A5 down!
These guys were an absolute pain!
Easy so far, just takes some time to kill things! Saved Anya
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