OUT OF NOWHERE, PRATHAM COMES SNEAKING UP FROM BEHIND, CHARGING HIS POLEAXE RIGHT AT TOORCS FUCKIN SKULL

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this wt is golden
so hilarious.

what are you smoking man

i'm ashamed to admit it
but i had to moat the cocksucker
after spending countless hours trying to be a hero, i simply could not withstand his many bolts of lightning
the son of a bitch had me cornered, i had no other choice
pratham afk'd instantly
i had dark lords meteoring my dick off
and so
i took the easy way out
i lured the bastard over
and axed my way to victory




20 minutes later:
it was all garbage
my gear blows pretty fierce so i'm going to go mfing for a bit before starting a4

k fuck mfing i'm lazy
went toe to toe with this guy earlier
me and pratham teamed up and gang raped him back to hell
as you can see from this picture, i've switched back to javelins for a big damage increase
they run out a lot faster though
and when that happens
i start jabbing like a mothefucker


unexpectedly, hephasto fell pretty easy
it was surprising, because as i recall, he's one mean son of a bitch on occasion
and so, i stole from him the hammer of the hellforge
me and pratham walked up to the stage
i prepared the soulstone while he fucked off in the corner somewhere
like seriously what the fuck
defining moment in our career
and he's over there in the corner
like fuck
i try my best to be patient with him
but man sometimes he needs a dick in the face
anyhow
i equipped the hammer
and away we went.
PLS GIMME A FOKIN SOL RUNE THO


COCKSUCKER

just some pit lord taunting me
fuck you


and so it begins
the fight of the century is coming to a near

DEM EL RUNE HELLFORGES

You've got nice resists for diablo, just that you'll have to repair your javs a billion time for diablo and merc will be useless as usual.

alright.
with spears in hand, me and pratham set out to purge this sanctuary of all evil
we were mowing down bastards left right and center
i'm not sure what was going on with pratham, but something was different about him
whatever it was, it was lighting a fire under his ass, because he was going full force
i didn't ask questions, and he didn't give answers
there wasn't time for personal shit
there was only time for chaos

it all started with the Grand Vizier
i heard through the grapevine that, although he was weak, he was not to be underestimated
rumors said the motherfucker could steal your entire mana bar in 10 seconds flat
not taking any risks, i stood back and impaled from a distance
it was easy work
what a joke, pratham and i laughed
we thought the rest was going to be cake
we had nothing to worry about
boy were we ever wrong.



Lord De Seis, class A motherfucker at large
i knew what he was all about
the dumb son of a bitch decided to go with a holy freeze aura this time around
i sat in the corner having a laugh while i got ready to fight this pansy
but before i could charge, pratham held his hand to me and stopped me in my tracks
pratham, what the fuck is going on? i asked him
a fierce looked flashed across his face
"This is me", he said. and that was that
before i could react, he began screaming at the top of his lungs and running towards Mr Seis.
i didn't know what the fuck to do
i was in shock
before i could even comprehend what was happening, pratham jammed his scythe right at the Lord's face, and bashed the nigger so hard, his entire god damn head twisted around
in awe, i stood there and watched
tears began rolling down my eyes as i saw my protege using everything he had in him
blow after blow, he wouldn't let up
he wouldn't have mercy
it was at this point that De Seis craftily summoned up a bone spirit and fired it in my direction
oh FUCK
i wasn't expecting this
i turned around and ran for my fucking life
but it kept following me around every turn
when i finally realized i wasn't escaping, i turned around and faced it like a man
i absorbed the spirit and ate its fucking life force
drool ran down my cheeks and i felt the power of the spirit now surging through my veins
now, back to fucking business.
i ran back to pratham ready to lend a hand, when i saw him walking slowly towards me.
i looked past him, and saw nothing but the corpse of Lord De Seis lying there, coldly
i looked pratham in the eye for a good 30 seconds, not saying a word
i didn't know what was going on with him, but it didn't matter
we were in this together.
i gave him a head nod, and on we went to face the meanest of them all.



pratham, still pumped up from his last encounter, was ready to fuck some more shit up
he was starting to scare me a little
i feared he would begin disobeying orders
he ran at the giant mob of venom lords as soon as they spawned
NO I SCREAMED
PRATHAM, GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
THIS IS THE INFECTOR, WE CAN'T GO AT HIM LIKE THIS
he wouldn't listen
he charged forward
what the FUCK
i didn't know what to do
i began to panic
i had no other choice but to backtrack because I knew Infector
I knew he was merciless
PRATHAM I SCREAMED
RUN AWAY
he wouldn't listen though
and that's when it happened
Infector seized his chance and that was it. Pratham was gone.
fucking idiot
so i went back to town and revived the dumb shit
and this time i told him
we're playing this smart
infector doesn't fuck around, so we aren't going near him
pratham understood and nodded his head
fuck, it was good to have him back
and then we got to work.
i kited the dumb shits around the corner and then leaped over some walls like a level 99 parkour champion
and then as the dumb cunts stood there trying to figure out where i had gone, i speared the fuckers into oblivion

fucking pratham just bein pratham
afk'd instantly
this took a while
around 8 minutes
the firestorm i could tank fairly well so i'd just be standing in front of him and throwing shit
that fuckin fire/lightning attack tho wrecked my shit
had to run to avoid that asap



resurrected pratham
he fought the good fight for around 3 seconds


normally i'd run to avoid this
but i didn't give a fuck
it left me with 200 health or so
but fuck it
i kept throwing anyway
and the little bastard croaked a few minutes later
and he didn't drop SHIT

Goddamnit this shit is priceless