Episode 6. Sand And More SandMaltatai: After a long and tiresome journey with Warriws caravan the two “good” friends arrived at the small town of Lut Gholein. The town was poor and built of rickety mud bricks and wood. It had a small wall around but no gates but still no enemies could get through the opening for some strange and probably stupid reason. Despite being so poor, the town was dominated by a huge palace of white and red stone. It was easy to see where the wealth from any trade had been invested....
The palace was owned by the young brat called Jerhyn. He was a complete fool and meekly ruler who would not even have dared to tell his subjects about a demon invasion in his own cellar for fear of losing their confidence. Having the news leak out would of course be so much better for their opinion of him...
The town still held out against the demons besieging it, thanks to the mercenaries of Ghreiz whose loyalty to their former masters and affinity with the desert had earned them the nickname “the deserters”. For some funny reason the demons allowed Warriws caravan to pass through on its journey eastward, but maybe the protagonists shot down all attackers on their way to Act II. Rödluvan and Snövit immediately consulted Ghreiz upon arriving in Lu Gholein.
Snövit: I hired the defiant Kasim, with a shining blue aura that makes him an excellent defender.
Rödluvan: I hired Waheed the offensive, with an excellent red aura that made us both hit very well.
Maltatai: Did any of you need those aura effects or was it just for the colour that you choose the respective mercenaries?
Rödluvan: The colour of course.
Snövit: Yes, naturally.
Maltatai: Lut Gholein’s social life, for those who haven’t been there, is dominated by Atma’s tavern. She and Elzix have made a complete market division between themselves and now have full monopoly on the tavern business of the town. They seem to be subject to neither public control nor commercial competition.
Rödluvan: Aren’t you exaggerating a bit now? This is just a small town, everyone knows everything about everyone so public control exists anyway.
Snövit: And I doubt it is a very good idea to start a competing tavern since the only free space is outside the walls.
Maltatai: “snort” You only overlook it because Atma gave you free cookies after slaying the greater mummy Radament for her. She only does that to make people thirsty so they will buy more of her drinks, by the way, but I hear she was worried about your pets infesting the place. Can you explain that?
Rödluvan: We found some funny beetles in Lut Gholein. They were really cool. I had four of them following me to my stash after I gave them sugar from Atmas cookies. I named them John, Paul , George and Ringo.
Snövit: You’re wrong, they followed ME!
Rödluvan: They didn’t!
Snövit: They did!
Rödluvan: Didn’t!
Snövit: Did!
Maltatai: Come on, aren’t you a bit too old to quarrel about the beetles? That seems kind of outdated. You are after all over 20 levels old, can’t you share the company of the beetles?
Rödluvan: With...her? Never! The noble Amazon community will rather go down than consort with the foul marketing capitalist powers!
Snövit: As if I would dream of cooperating with the oppressive forces of freedom-restricting bureaucracies! Over my liquidated company!
Maltatai: Don’t talk more about liquid, this desert is hot enough as it is.
Snövit: Look who’s talking – the lazy bum who just sits on his chair playing while WE, I mean I, have to do the job of running back and forth and shooting in this overgrown beach. Speaking of beaches, why doesn’t Lut Gholein have a beach? They only have that rotting dock. Think what income from tourism a nice long beach could generate!
Rödluvan: Think of the tax revenue!
Snövit: Shut up!
Rödluvan: You shut up, you tax-dodging embezzler!
Maltatai: It seems like we are a bit overheated by the sun here. Why don’t you continue the story of the progress through the act and amaze the world with how you bested the most beastly beasts?
Snövit: Cain sent me out on a random quest to collect to halves of a Horadric Staff that was the key to finding and entering Tal Rashas chamber. Apparently Tyrael and Marius and Diablo and Duriel had no trouble doing so without the staff... Don’t ask me about the logic here... One half was hidden among slimy maggots under the ground and another in a dusty temple filled with serpent-themed creatures. The god thing with the mission was finding the Horadric Cube where you can put extra stuff. Another good thing is that if you put drinks in the cube, they will stay cold and fresh forever until you take them out again.
I have heard that some people wonder how I fared against the scarabs, this ominous plague of act 2. They were actually...not very hard. Slow missiles caused most of their bolts to fade away before they reached me and Kasim blocked many as well. Since I had some mana leaching and free arrows I could more or less spam slow missiles when necessary.
After the religiously oppressing the claw vipers and their tainted sun cult I learned that Jerhyn had apparently lost control of not only the town but even his own palace. He is such a lousy idiot and moron and really just a usurper on the throne. Aaaah, well, I suppose I had to help him as wellso I headed down through his harem (which is larger than the rest of his house – that should tell you something about his character) and his cellar which is about twice as big as the whole town. At the bottom there was a large strange portal leading to the strangest place I had ever seen. It was made of white stone or something, built as four large squares with bridges leading to the middle where a waypoint was situated.
I saw the most peculiar things here. There was an odd collection of monsters that seemed more suited to act 1 – goatmen, ghosts and ghoul lords. The ghosts were yellowish spectres. They didn’t appreciate my joke about them being the spirits of people addicted to lemon juice because they all went sour and started to attack me.
In one corner of this Arcane Sanctuary there was a stair that literally felt like the end of the world. I stood there for a long time and looked out among the stars. There was only the occasional scepter passing by and attacking that disturbed the peace.
Maltatai: You mean specter?
Snövit: No, there were some scepters as well. Look:
Maltatai: I have heard about the flying scimitars but this... This must be the work of some evil paladin.
This post was edited by Maltatai on Nov 12 2016 12:22pm