I've been only lurking around here for quite some time... as a guest

But this is too funny for me to ignore xD Following!

and so, on a cold december morning, the fate for the rouge encampment began
i ain't gonna lie, i was a little scared
i wasn't packing heat, i had two white pilums and my fuckin mana cap
but whatever
i bust onto the scene and see this bitch ready for some motorboatin
i've been with a few maidens of anguish in my day, but none as feisty as this one


as expected, kyoko punks out immediately like the little bitch she is
cool, thanks you fuckin loser
just gave you a magic armor and an eth skull cap
but you go ahead and ditch me
it's not long before my backs against the wall
i have this 50 foot demon trying to shove her fuckin alien tentacles and or tits in my face
apparently at some point i also have one of my javelins inside of her fucking belly button
i don't know what's happening anymore
she's up in my shit and im just spittin shit at her hard


and finally
.
.
.
LOOK
AT THAT
MOTHERFUCKIN
RARE
BALANCED
KNIFE



GOD DAMN

Very entertaining.

I would shop 2 sets of javelins to keep on switch so you don't have to repair as often. Javs are OP for act 1 anyways, so the stats shouldn't matter all that much.

wooly mammoth made me lol

please for the love of god never stop this wt

Hahaha awesome

Wow i love this WT. Throw barb is so amazing!!!
Damn bro, such an asshole to Kyoko. I guess your getting rid of her now?

If you ll go in your Diablo2 folder you will get all screen shots you taken without border and without a need for cropping.

Nice wt, carry on.

glad you guys enjoy it

gonna go buy a frozen pizza and a jug of chocolate milk and call it a day
time to start a2 yo

look at this piece of fucking trash andy dropped
useless
suck my dick
and ye, kyoko can go get aids
kasim is the new man in town


so it turns out i'm shit
and my gear is shit
and a2 skeles are eating me alive
so going to do andy a few times

andy hasn't been dropping shit except coin and magics
so i decided to do countess
didn't think much of it at first
then i was like BACK THE FUCK UP


the max damage is a lot less than my pilum, but i'm gonna use anyway for that sweet ass 1 cold damage

k fuck andy she's a whore
i've decided to throw away my pilums and shit when i saw this bad boy:
picked up two of them


in addition to this, apparently im a retard
i've been searching for a god damn 20s armor since day 1 when all along FARA FUCKIN SELLS THEM
so now i have this made as well:


ONWARDS TO A2