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Requirements;

Must speak English, or have a funny accent and barely know English.

Must have a working microphone, or have a working microphone.

Must be a liberal,feminist,nazi,socialist, or Bernie supporter... Wait... That's the summary of Bernie...

Must have an IQ above a league of legends platinum player blaming his team for always feeding when he goes 5-0 in lane as riven.

Must objectify women on a daily basis, be rude, racist, and must not be gay- but you'll still do shit for cash.

Must have white privilege or black privilege or have ever watched the TV Series "Thundercats"

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Other qualifications;

If your beard is atleast 3 times longer than your penis, you must also have a vagina.

If your microphone isn't on push to talk- you MUST have a mechanical keyboard.

Being black is a big plus, will consider for leadership positions in our socialist equality system where no one has above average powers.

Any other justifications please list them with your; Name, Address, State, Country, City, Voter Regristration Number, Twitch ID, a Text document of all your pasta ready to spam when brainpower starts playing.

> starting your first interaction with any of our members with " Ziggy Donger here " is a big plus, but we'll accept "Aristotle is bad at poe"
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Ziggy Donger here
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Hi this is mathil once again
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overdosed on those reddit mimi“s
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HELLOW EFRY BADY IHTS POOOOOOOOOHXS AGAAIN
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