meh these cards remind me of that time when a new girl came to our school and she was hot af, like 10/10 easily
she was impossible to get, never interested etc, everyone wanted her even more
a few months later, they expelled a teacher cause he was sleeping with her. he was 50ish, she was 17

turns out she was quite a slut and the reason she came to our school was because she was expelled from the last one. she had the nickname "carjacker", because if you had a car, she would jack you off in it

she really loved cars. and most of us were 18 by that point, everyone had a car. so everyone also had her. kinda lost the charm
