Go buy some fake imitation crab meat.. for liike 3-4$ you get alot, in frozen food section kinda where the meats/chicken are layed out.

Get some butter.. microwave it, drop some lemon juice in the butter.. Instant gourmet crab food, rofl it's so good man. I love it

Lol, so what else is fake but really good?

I can't stand the taste of that imitation crab meat. Then again, I've lived in maryland for many years and we're pretty arrogant about our crabs.
Maryland blue crabs are the best in the country.

Apple cider vinegar + favorite beer in a steam pot.
dozen jumbo maryland blue crabs
old bay.
= win

This post was edited by Arsenic_Touch on Aug 3 2011 02:46am

when i was in philly me and family went to maryland and had crab.. was epic. one of the largest embarrassments of cali food culture is the crab cakes i see around here..

imitation food is for poor people.. i used to eat imitatiton crab as a 'treat' when i was a kid lol. i believe its made of pollack, which is a great flaky white fish.

are maraschino cherries considered imitation? that syrup + sprite makes a nice looking and tasting drink. similar to shirley temple.

im interested in vegetarian cuisine (though i might like meat too much to ever quit..)
theres a large selection of imitation meats that have been developed to imitate the real consistancy..
very interesting, esp the shrimp.. i buy these at a local chinese market.

canned crab

epmty a tomatoe

mix crab with mayo cheese and stuff you like

??????

profit!

LOL such a nice idea, i will try this, whenever mom brings home cooking beer, cuz im not old enough to buy beer yet lol

lol dyed pollack is gross

eat fresh fish instead if u like the texture

btw ive had blue crabs in norfolk, VA (same chesapeake region)

and south floridas stone crabs are wayyy better

theyre also way more expensive per lb, but me and my dad used to set traps during the season, spiny lobster season is the most fun tho

This post was edited by bjcummings on Aug 7 2011 03:45pm

Kipper snacks right out of the can.

Gourmet dining right there.