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Dec 3 2010 10:43am
Toasts

2 slices of bread
1 toaster


Put the 2 slices of bread in the toaster
Turn it on
Wait until they pop out
Enjoy !
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Dec 3 2010 11:24am
Okay, figured I'd contribute!

This was the first thing I ever learned to make, but everyone I know loves them :)
These are the tastiest peanut butter cookies you'll ever eat, and easy too!

1 cup of Sugar
1 cup of peanut butter (Creamy, chunky just makes the whole thing weird consistency)
1 egg (Brown or white, doesn't really matter)

1. Preheat oven to 375
2. Stir the ingredients together vigorously
3. Roll into palm-sized balls, stick em onto a pan. Leave some room, they expand!
4. Stick in the oven for about 20 minutes.
5. ???
6. Profit!

Easiest cookie recipe there is! Not the greatest for you but they taste delicious!
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Dec 3 2010 11:42am
Pizza Burger

Ingredients
  • 1 Lb of bacon
  • 2 Lbs ground beef
  • A few cups of cheese (2-3)
  • 1-2 Bell peppers (whatever color you like)
  • 1 Onion (red or white, whatever you prefer)
  • 2 Cheese pizzas (or another kind for more deliciousness)

Optional
  • Hot sauce
  • Jalapenos
  • More cheese
  • Tomatoes
  • Mushrooms
  • Whatever else you like on pizza

Cooking Instructions (it's been a while)
  • Preheat oven to 350-375
  • Make your favorite burger mixture (bread crumbs, eggs, salt and pepper, crushed red pepper, whatever you prefer)
  • Fill a pizza pan with said burger mixture
  • Bake the burger until it's to your liking (rare, medium, etc) Also, it might be useful to put another pizza pan over the burger and put some weight on it to keep it flat.
  • While your burger is baking put some olive oil and butter in a pan and get another pan to cook your bacon in
  • Chop up the bacon and any vegetables you want to add to your pizza burger into bite size pieces
  • Put chopped up bacon in the pan without the olive oil and butter (add whatever seasoning you may like on bacon)
  • Put chopped up vegetables in the pan with the olive oil and butter (again, add whatever seasoning you like on vegetables)
  • Cook the bacon until it's to your liking (some like it chewy, others like it crispy)
  • Cook the vegetables until they are translucent or almost translucent
  • Meanwhile, you should be checking your burger from time to time
  • I assume you didn't forget about the pizzas right? Well, if you have two ovens you should probably get the pizzas going.
  • If you don't have two ovens, just wrap the burger in foil when it's done to keep it hot then put the pizzas in
  • Let the pizzas cook
  • Assuming I didn't forget anything, you're now ready to assemble

Assembly
  • Lay one pizza down and sprinkle some extra cheese on it to help the burger stick to it
  • Apply the burger
  • Apply the bacon and vegetables (and whatever else you may want to add)
  • Apply more cheese so it all sticks together
  • Apply the second pizza
  • Cut into 8 peices
  • Om nom nom

End Result:



:drool:

P.S. This is Miss Kwik's favorite late night snack. She'll say it isn't but she lies ofc. :ph34r:
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Dec 3 2010 04:36pm
Marinated Grilled Flank Steak

Ingredients:
  • 1 pound Flank steak, trimmed
  • Lemon juice, 1 lemon
  • 1/2 cup Soy sauce
  • 1/4 cup Red wine
  • 2 tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 3 tablespoons Vegetable oil
  • 1 large Garlic clove, minced

Preparation:
    Mix everything in a pan to create the marinade. Marinate the flank steak for several hours (2-12) in the refrigerator. Broil over hot coals for 5 minutes per side for rare meat. Slice the steak diagonally across the grain. Serve with steamed broccoli, mashed potatoes, or any vegetable of your choice.

ENJOY! :)
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Dec 3 2010 04:39pm
Long since had my vote sir, I wish you the best of luck.

Although I can't cook for shit, I want to learn and I'll probably lurk this thread and lurk said subforum should it come to fruition.

This post was edited by Razzattack on Dec 3 2010 04:39pm
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Dec 3 2010 04:56pm
Quote (Razzattack @ Dec 3 2010 05:39pm)
Long since had my vote sir, I wish you the best of luck.

Although I can't cook for shit, I want to learn and I'll probably lurk this thread and lurk said subforum should it come to fruition.


you can always learn to cook, builds character :)
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Dec 3 2010 05:41pm
Quote (Jct @ Dec 3 2010 12:42pm)
Pizza Burger

Ingredients
  • 1 Lb of bacon
  • 2 Lbs ground beef
  • A few cups of cheese (2-3)
  • 1-2 Bell peppers (whatever color you like)
  • 1 Onion (red or white, whatever you prefer)
  • 2 Cheese pizzas (or another kind for more deliciousness)

Optional
  • Hot sauce
  • Jalapenos
  • More cheese
  • Tomatoes
  • Mushrooms
  • Whatever else you like on pizza

Cooking Instructions (it's been a while)
  • Preheat oven to 350-375
  • Make your favorite burger mixture (bread crumbs, eggs, salt and pepper, crushed red pepper, whatever you prefer)
  • Fill a pizza pan with said burger mixture
  • Bake the burger until it's to your liking (rare, medium, etc) Also, it might be useful to put another pizza pan over the burger and put some weight on it to keep it flat.
  • While your burger is baking put some olive oil and butter in a pan and get another pan to cook your bacon in
  • Chop up the bacon and any vegetables you want to add to your pizza burger into bite size pieces
  • Put chopped up bacon in the pan without the olive oil and butter (add whatever seasoning you may like on bacon)
  • Put chopped up vegetables in the pan with the olive oil and butter (again, add whatever seasoning you like on vegetables)
  • Cook the bacon until it's to your liking (some like it chewy, others like it crispy)
  • Cook the vegetables until they are translucent or almost translucent
  • Meanwhile, you should be checking your burger from time to time
  • I assume you didn't forget about the pizzas right? Well, if you have two ovens you should probably get the pizzas going.
  • If you don't have two ovens, just wrap the burger in foil when it's done to keep it hot then put the pizzas in
  • Let the pizzas cook
  • Assuming I didn't forget anything, you're now ready to assemble

Assembly
  • Lay one pizza down and sprinkle some extra cheese on it to help the burger stick to it
  • Apply the burger
  • Apply the bacon and vegetables (and whatever else you may want to add)
  • Apply more cheese so it all sticks together
  • Apply the second pizza
  • Cut into 8 peices
  • Om nom nom

End Result:

http://i49.tinypic.com/21ch1g7.jpg

:drool:

P.S. This is Miss Kwik's favorite late night snack. She'll say it isn't but she lies ofc. :ph34r:


wow i've never seen anything like this lol
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Dec 3 2010 05:48pm



I thought it looks really delicious, though the recipe is kind of vague.

And eek, sorry for such a large picture.

This post was edited by Anjelica on Dec 3 2010 05:55pm
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Dec 3 2010 05:51pm
Quote (Jct @ Dec 3 2010 01:42pm)
Pizza Burger

Ingredients
  • 1 Lb of bacon
  • 2 Lbs ground beef
  • A few cups of cheese (2-3)
  • 1-2 Bell peppers (whatever color you like)
  • 1 Onion (red or white, whatever you prefer)
  • 2 Cheese pizzas (or another kind for more deliciousness)

Optional
  • Hot sauce
  • Jalapenos
  • More cheese
  • Tomatoes
  • Mushrooms
  • Whatever else you like on pizza

Cooking Instructions (it's been a while)
  • Preheat oven to 350-375
  • Make your favorite burger mixture (bread crumbs, eggs, salt and pepper, crushed red pepper, whatever you prefer)
  • Fill a pizza pan with said burger mixture
  • Bake the burger until it's to your liking (rare, medium, etc) Also, it might be useful to put another pizza pan over the burger and put some weight on it to keep it flat.
  • While your burger is baking put some olive oil and butter in a pan and get another pan to cook your bacon in
  • Chop up the bacon and any vegetables you want to add to your pizza burger into bite size pieces
  • Put chopped up bacon in the pan without the olive oil and butter (add whatever seasoning you may like on bacon)
  • Put chopped up vegetables in the pan with the olive oil and butter (again, add whatever seasoning you like on vegetables)
  • Cook the bacon until it's to your liking (some like it chewy, others like it crispy)
  • Cook the vegetables until they are translucent or almost translucent
  • Meanwhile, you should be checking your burger from time to time
  • I assume you didn't forget about the pizzas right? Well, if you have two ovens you should probably get the pizzas going.
  • If you don't have two ovens, just wrap the burger in foil when it's done to keep it hot then put the pizzas in
  • Let the pizzas cook
  • Assuming I didn't forget anything, you're now ready to assemble

Assembly
  • Lay one pizza down and sprinkle some extra cheese on it to help the burger stick to it
  • Apply the burger
  • Apply the bacon and vegetables (and whatever else you may want to add)
  • Apply more cheese so it all sticks together
  • Apply the second pizza
  • Cut into 8 peices
  • Om nom nom

End Result:

http://i49.tinypic.com/21ch1g7.jpg

:drool:

P.S. This is Miss Kwik's favorite late night snack. She'll say it isn't but she lies ofc. :ph34r:


This just made me very hungry.

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Dec 7 2010 06:04am
Nice :drool:
Will provide the family mousse au chocolate recipe ^_^

Mousse au chocolate

Ingredients:
  • 100 g bitter(sweet) chocolate
  • 50 g milk chocolate
  • 4-5 eggs
  • 50 g butter
  • 60 g powdered sugar
  • 1 pack vanille sugar

Preparation:
    Melt the chocolate over a bain-marie. Add the yolk and the butter slowly and mix it. Stir in the powdered sugar and the vanilla sugar. Gently fold the chocolate mixture in the whipped egg whites. Put your mousse in the fridge for ~2 hours.

Voila!

P.S.: Served best with fruits like strawberries, mandarines or oranges :)
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