throw a raw cake mix and a couple cans of cherry pie filling in there and let the magic happen

You're looking to make something fun in a slow cooker? Hmm, it's not really allowed to be discussed on this forum, but you could always make some different butter infusions.

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It's a classic from my childhood. You really just need some cake mix and cherry pie filling
throw it in there, maybe toss some oil and an egg or two if you want to
it'll get all moist and like half cooked but be warm and incredibly delicious.
Don't eat too much though, it will make you feel like total garbage haha.

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