Stove top is much better
bring water to boil, reduce to simmer, couple splashes wh vinegar
stir the water so it's spinning, slide the eggs in one at a time.
leave for 3-5 mins depending on desired doneness
voila, poached eggs.

^
or fry eggs imo best

cooked whites with crispyness and color

warm, runny yolk

break yolk over white

yum

Never even heard of microwaved eggs

microwaving poached eggs takes between 30-40 secs... trying adding a tiny bit of butter to the egg also.

was going to suggest either lower the power on your microwave or doing it for less time.

Lol eggs dont take long to cook anyways why the f would u nuke em

my mom used to make me microwave her eggs
just put in a bowl and mix up and microwave exzz

Do this very carefully

my girl used to make softboiled eggs somehow by just putting the whole egg, uncracked into the microwave, im gonna ask her once she wakes up on how to do it so i can share it with u(i dont know specific times or if she puts it in water or whatnot)

god damn is it that hard to just bust out a pot and put an inch and a half of water?