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Aug 3 2011 07:36am
boil the water - crack an egg, dribble it in - add a little soya sauce - add your noodles - packet - then some red rooster hot sauce.

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Aug 3 2011 07:42pm
1- Go to Tokyo
2- Enter a Ramen shop
3- Order a bowl of Ramen and a beer
4- Enjoy.
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Aug 4 2011 02:38am
Go in the Kitchen, or Pantry or wtf ever you want to call it. Grab the Ramen noodles. I know you have Ramen noodles don't make me slap a bitch.

Next up, boil that shit in a pot of water. until your noodles are somewhat soft (enough to break from the square-shape they're packaged in) and drain 90% of the water, or until there is just enough left to cover the noodles.
FIND THE TERIYAKI SAUCE IN YOUR FRIDGE. This can be substituted for Soy Sauce if for some reason your bitch ass doesn't have Teriyaki. Pour enough of either sauce in your noodles to make the liquid-level rise a bit. NOT TOO MUCH FAGGOT YOU'RE GONNA MAKE THEM OVER-POWERED.

After you do that, grab the packet of "beef," flavoring and pour that shit in the mixture and start mixing like a badass because you're on your way to teriyaki beef noodle victory. (I know you chose beef because if you're man enough to do this challenge you're man enough for BEEF!)

To kick it up another notch (bam!) you can go ahead and grab some of that oh so delicious GINGER from your fuckin spice rack. If you don't have ginger, maybe some brown sugar will do. EITHER WAY THIS SHITS GONNA BE GOOD. Put enough of that shit in for taste (usually a tablespoon for me).

LET THAT BITCH SIMMER UNTIL A LOT OF THE JUICE IS ABSORBED INTO THE NOODLES.
Turn your fucking stove off so you don't burn your poor cat, which is obviously right over your pot sniffing at the delicious concoction you have just created. Pour that shit into a bowl BUT NOT A SMALL BOWL BECAUSE THE SIDES OF IT WILL BURN YOUR FUCKING FINGERS OFF. Get a decent sized bowl so you don't DROP THAT SHIT.

Once it has cooled off enough for your BITCH ASS MOUTH TO HANDLE IT. Tell me how it tasted, because i'm the best chef on d2jsp.
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Aug 4 2011 03:07am
Quote (Lazerific @ Aug 3 2011 01:12am)
Drain your water or keep it in?


drain 1/2 or 3/4 of the water
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Aug 6 2011 12:46am
eww cheese you poor rednecks looolll

when i used to eat this sodium enriched garbage i'd add broccoli cuz cooks at same speed as the ramen and i'd get less of a sodium headache lol

simple answer...

throw in trash and visit your local asain market

make a noodle stir fry for 300% less sodium and 10x more servings of vegetables

fuckin cheese you ppl disgust me
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Aug 6 2011 01:12am
Raman noodles+2 egg
but dont drink the water its got like 1500-2000 sodium

This post was edited by Magnolia on Aug 6 2011 01:12am
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Aug 6 2011 02:09am
Quote (bjcummings @ Aug 5 2011 10:46pm)
eww cheese you poor rednecks looolll

when i used to eat this sodium enriched garbage i'd add broccoli cuz cooks at same speed as the ramen and i'd get less of a sodium headache lol

simple answer...

throw in trash and visit your local asain market

make a noodle stir fry for 300% less sodium and 10x more servings of vegetables

fuckin cheese you ppl disgust me


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