Quote (KimBasinger @ 29 Oct 2009 16:12)
Bob is leaning against a fence looking thoughtful, when his pal John walks up to him. “You know what, John?” says Bob; “I laid the pipes in all the houses on this street. But they don’t call me ‘Bob the plumber’, do they?” “No, they don’t,” says John. “And I did all the electrics in the houses on the other side of the road, but everyone doesn’t call me ‘Bob the electrician’, do they?” he continues. “No, I guess not,” replies John. “But,” continues Bob, “You shag one pig…”
Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?
A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!