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Aug 15 2013 03:09pm
da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD

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So yo guys yesterday xdd

sit so because begun at 7 clock to drink pool party was announced at colleague xdd
already fully get the crisis because we were only about 7 to 8 boys
and had no bucking xddd on pimmelparty

Although heap white weibers have invited
yes but you know how that is with sleeves if you do not already know, the longer
traun they just ned alone iwohin or something ..
So I already thought so shit ass fürn xdd what was going on only pimmel xddd matter ballerst you hold off

ofc are then more people become (boys XDDDDDDDDDD)

but then so no idea what time it was around 8 baaaaaaaaaam 8:30 at once
dance because no joke 10 to weibers and real gude sleeves here

Raeli was of course the same full steep xdddddddd

(I soon here at this point somewhat, short summary)
-> Alk on mass -> weibers all here voluntarily bikini in pool -> freezing cold pool xdd -> Raeli flex on, etc., etc.

've still got compliment from sleeve t-shirt I should wear again because I do the whole maid wuschig xdddd

in any case, then a little later - muff said I would have still my wet swimming trunks on whether I want to move ned -
I so so blah I need to do - she asked if she should come along quickly - I ofc no problem

then looked for room got wet belongings moved out - boxershort briefly - then simply thrown onto the sleeve packed bed and off we went.

jetz kommts xddd

I got the joke without weggebangt then 2 hours to settle all
- The problem
they did not come

I've totally desperate - totally in bucket - after 2 hours I can no longer xddd
but of course did not want to let me sit on xddd really meant then as I asked them but they had not yet come "so yes half" xddd
I thought WTF 2 hours what is wrong with you - never happened to me xdddd
since then come inferiority complex I swear you guys XDDDDDD

ofc I then quickly brought down ne coke, needed sugar, was totally at the end xdddd
then back up
further made again ne hour .... but without success with her xDDDD
but then had to stop because
power out'm Although bbler ischwör ... but no joke ... I never think in a week as long as fucked up as yesterday xdddd

Then ofc is still the hammer ...

ical told me.

- She's 17 (Aaaaaaller I thought wtf ... but yes kennste the weibers not xdddd today)
- Was her first time xdddd

xdddd of all I'm so gone to the ceiling
Although I already thought in the beginning because I had really needed forever until I was out there all
but thought is simply because I was so drunk xdddd

but'm not really clear on it they come xddd has not bled or so
and as was done early times ... went the fuck up really easily by hand XDDDDDD

that's jetz first with wall of text xddd



inb4 and then you woke up xDDDDDD
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Aug 15 2013 03:15pm
Quote (luzroja @ 15 Aug 2013 23:09)
da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD


THEN OFC IS STILL THE HAMMER

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Aug 15 2013 03:16pm
Quote (luzroja @ Aug 15 2013 11:09pm)
da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD


I got the joke without weggebangt then 2 hours to settle all

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Aug 15 2013 03:18pm
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da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD


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Aug 15 2013 03:18pm
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da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD


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Aug 15 2013 03:28pm
du hast ne minderjährige entjungfert.
mehr win geht nicht xdddd

scheiss drauf ob sie gekommen is oder nicht. welche dirne kommt beim ersten mal?
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Aug 15 2013 03:30pm
Quote (Schnitzel-hunter @ Aug 15 2013 11:18pm)
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prospecial über 365 Tage sage ich nur!


xDDD

hast wohl eher für deinen langen hals komplimente bekommen raeli xDD
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Aug 15 2013 03:33pm
Quote (Polizei @ Aug 15 2013 09:11pm)
okay wusste nicht dass sie jungfrau ist, ich glaube es ehrlich gesagt immer noch nicht. :-D
war sie so voll oder was?

welche frau will direkt ficken ohne zu wissen wie sex ist?


naja... 90% des gersubs zb :lol: B)
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Aug 15 2013 03:33pm
tl; dr

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Aug 15 2013 04:13pm
Quote (luzroja @ 15 Aug 2013 23:09)
da hier ja schon wieder reported wurde und irgendwelche amimods rumlungern hab ichs mal schnell uebersetzt XDDDDD


königlich

habe trenen gelacht :lol:

auch herrlich wie der übersetzer das "xddd" in die mitte des satzes packt - grammatik muss sein!
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