Quote (fshooter @ 7 Feb 2012 08:40)
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Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love. ~Woody Allen
"My girlfiend said to me in bed last night' 'you're a pervert' I said, 'that's a big word for a girl of nine'."
-Emo Philips.
"My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often."
-Emo Philips.
I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes.
-Emo Philips
People always ask me, "Where were you when Kennedy was shot?" Well, I don't have an alibi.
-Emo Philips
Probably the toughest time in anyone's life is when you have to murder a loved one because they're the devil.
-Emo Philips
This post was edited by EXo^ on Feb 7 2012 04:11am