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Aug 10 2011 11:12am
Quote (chju @ 10 Aug 2011 02:39)
newton stellt sich in ein m², daraus folgt er ist ein newton pro m² was einem pascal entspricht


danke

Quote (OPC @ 10 Aug 2011 02:43)
hab gelolt. aber eher deswegen

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ich wusste nicht was pascal ist
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Sep 26 2011 11:08am
Oh man, bin ich doch gestern kontrolliert worden, und der Polizist sagt: "Fahrzeugpapiere und aussteigen, ich denke, Sie sind betrunken!"
Ich: "Herr Inspektor, ich versichere Ihnen, ich habe nichts getrunken!"
Polizist: "Ok, machen wir einen kleinen Test! Stellen Sie sich vor: Sie fahren im Dunkeln auf einer Straße, da kommen Ihnen zwei Lichter entgegen, was ist das?"
... Ich: "Ein Auto."
Polizist: "Na klar! Aber welches? Ein Mercedes, ein Audi oder ein BMW?"
... Ich: "Keine Ahnung!"
Polizist: "Also doch betrunken."
Ich: "Unter Garantie nicht!"
Polizist: "Okay, noch ein Test: Stellen Sie sich vor: Sie fahren im Dunkeln auf einer Straße, da kommt Ihnen ein Licht entgegen, was ist das?"
Ich: "Ein Motorrad!"
Polizist: "Na klar! Aber welches? Eine Honda, eine Kawasaki oder eine Harley?"
Ich: "Keine Ahnung!"
Polizist: "Wie ich sagte: betrunken!"
Ich wurde langsam etwas sauer, deshalb wollte ich mal eine Gegenprobe machen:
"So, Herr Inspektor, Gegenfrage: Es steht eine Frau am Straßenrand. Sie trägt einen Mini, Netzstrümpfe und hochhackige Schuhe. Wer ist das?"
Polizist: "Na, klar. Eine Hure."
Ich: "Ja klar, aber welche? Ihre Tochter, ihre Frau oder ihre Mutter?"
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:banana:


What does a Jew with an erection get when he walks into a wall?



A broken nose.


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What's black and screams?



Stevie Wonder answering the iron


:banana: :banana:


What do Jewish pedophiles say?



"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"


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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?



Acne doesn't come on a boys face until he's 13


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What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?



Stephen Hawking in a house fire


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Oct 2 2011 05:17pm
What's the difference between a joke and two dicks?
You can't take a joke.

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Oct 2 2011 05:19pm
Warum kann eine Frau nicht bis 70 zählen?

Weil bei 69 der Mund voll ist....

B)

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A Black man goes into a diner, sits down at the counter, and orders a bowl of Chili. The waitress tells him the guy Jew next to him just got the last bowl. The man looks over, and sees the bowl untouched. He asks the man Jew, "Aren't you going to eat that?". The other man Jew says no, so the first Black man takes the bowl and starts eating. About halfway through the bowl, he looks down and sees half a dead baby. He immediately vomits up into the bowl. The other man Jew looks over and says "Yeah, I made it about that far too."
FTFY


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That's fucking libelous.
No Jew would leave the bowl empty.


And no black man would ask.


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These black jokes are offensive, I use to have a black best friend, but then my dad sold him



what's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
my dick while I'm doing it.



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My daughter's getting to that age when she starts asking weird questions about sex. I mean just the other day she rolled over in bed and asked me, "Is that the best you can do?"



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What's better than winning gold at the paralympics?
having legs.



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How does every black joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.


I can't wait till Stephen Hawking tells us his racist joke, it must be good cos he's been looking over his shoulder for years.



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How does a black woman know she's pregnant?
When she pulls out the tampon, the cottons already been picked.


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why do black people only have nightmares? Because we shot the last one that had a dream


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what is the worst part of being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven


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Little Johnny is staying at his grandmother's house for the weekend with his parents. He walks into their room in the middle of the night and wakes his mother. His mother says "What is it Johnny?". Little Johnny says "Grandma has a shrimpy"! His mother looks at him puzzled. "She has a WHAT?" Johnny says "A Shrimpy!" His mother has no idea what little Johnny is talking about. His mother says "Come show me what you're talking about". Little Johnny leads his mother downstairs where his 85 year old grandmother is lying sprawled out on the sofa in her night-gown. Her gown is wide open and so are her legs. She is sound asleep. Johnny says to his mother "Look mommy, Grandma has a shrimpy". He points to her vagina. His mother laughs. "No, no, Johnny, that's not a shrimpy. That's her vagina". Little Johnny looks up at his mother and says "Wow! Sure does taste like shrimpy".




This post was edited by BeckSEXpert on Oct 2 2011 06:26pm
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Oct 3 2011 04:26am
Jetzt wo ich hier die ganzen schlechetn Witze gelesen habe will ich auch mal n +1 bekommen

Wie nennt man 90 Nazis in einer ecke ?












Rechter winkel !
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Oct 3 2011 04:28am
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Jetzt  wo ich hier die ganzen schlechetn Witze gelesen habe will ich auch mal n +1 bekommen

Wie nennt man 90 Nazis in einer ecke ?












Rechter winkel !


die 90 ist scheiß egal.
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