LOD HC lvl 70something
- Javazon asks for help to clear Hell Den (should've been obvious but the dude seemed like a genuine noob)
- I tele out on my newly geared and leveled lightning sorc (3pc tals, shako, infinity, ect).
- Javazon waits til I'm a few screens away in the moor then hostiles, run out and farcasts cs. Kills me in 1-2 hits (turns out I was the noob)
- Was pretty salty about this one.

D2R HC NM walk through foh pally lvl 40-50something.
- Friend and I clearing WSK 2 or 3. He was a trap sin, I was a foh pally
- barb enters game and hostiles. Roughly the same level as us? 40-50 something.
- We camp an entrance using conviction, foh and traps
- barb enters wsk entrance, gets tickled by traps and ww's through our trap and instantly slaps my Foh pally.
- had a good laugh and remade.

Nice fake version of the story. You messaged me before you went afk and said "Emilia can you come get this dclone pls? I can't kill it, you can keep anni" and I said "sure np" and I joined and you wouldn't talk... So I just went in and killed it. If you wanted the anni, you can't just tell me "I want it" after you told me I can have it after it rolls perfect

This post was edited by Emiliaaa on May 15 2026 06:05am

teleport myself to instant rip

This. Only have one 08 vampgaze left, rest is gone.

found vex on the way to wirts leg. got wirts leg (socketed). accidentally put vex in said wirts leg.

accidentally did p8 ubers

failed second uber attempt because i suck.

Probably did a bunuch of worse things ive forgot over the years.