"Yeah me and my clan sV were undefeated in the moor! Back in 1.11-1.12 I ran an invincible hdin that used mf gear with 75 fcr breakpoint and no rings. I didn't even need to vigor charge to desynch, because I was really smart. I always headed down and hammered, god I was a dueling god! Nobody beat our clan!" – the average 38 year old that plays this game.
After they reminisce about their glory days they get to rant to us about their divorced dad problems while on a melee build or town druid and hogging up pvp spots