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#31
Mar 14 2026 08:42am
Quote (kin198989 @ Mar 14 2026 08:13am)
women's stats are something like:

-30% chance to emotionally fuck you up
-50% chance to take half your items if you marry them
-free hole punch service

It's up to you to decide if it's worth it


I wouldn't say free, you pay in the long run!
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#32
Mar 14 2026 08:58am
but what is a woman?
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#33
Mar 14 2026 09:03am
Quote (JJbubiJJ @ Mar 14 2026 07:02am)
No, my electric shaveing blade went out halfway so I HAVE TO CHARGE IT:d


Plot twist: She loves D2, and was thrilled to have another two hours to do runs herself…but now she’s read this, and while she admires your commitment to grinding for loot, she has serious concerns about your honesty.
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#34
Mar 14 2026 09:34am
Quote (Azomon @ 14 Mar 2026 06:22)
Deer dairy


i am lactose insuffiient
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Mar 14 2026 09:36am
Based alert
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Mar 14 2026 09:37am
Quote (DrLandau @ Mar 14 2026 10:03pm)
Plot twist: She loves D2, and was thrilled to have another two hours to do runs herself…but now she’s read this, and while she admires your commitment to grinding for loot, she has serious concerns about your honesty.


She plays Sin she dont give an F about honesty
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