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#21
Nov 27 2022 03:35pm
Quote (CaniFrag @ Nov 27 2022 09:34pm)
i swear this went over my head.



It always does 🤣🤣🤣 it’s a terrible joke
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#22
Nov 27 2022 03:36pm
A duck walks up to the bartender and asks

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

"No, and if you ask again, I'll nail your beak to the bar!"

"Got any nails?"

"No"

"Got any bread?"

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#23
Nov 27 2022 03:36pm
Quote (BBS2 @ Nov 27 2022 04:14pm)
theres an old man and woman who live in a elderly community, they meet in the rose garden every saturday, she gives him an HJ, it's been going on for a while.

one saturday she goes out there and he isn't there, she walks around until she sees him with another woman, heart broken she goes to him sobbing and asks what that lady has that she doesn't....

he looks her in the eyes and says "parkinsons"


Sending 500.

Renewing joke contest with 250fg for runner up. GO
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#24
Nov 27 2022 03:36pm
haha thanks man!!!!
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#25
Nov 27 2022 03:51pm
Quote (CaniFrag @ 27 Nov 2022 22:36)
Sending 500.

Renewing joke contest with 250fg for runner up. GO


It's not directly a joke per se but man I just stumbled across this guy's YouTube channel and I am literally laughing my ass off over minutes.

Defenitely also worth to check out his other videos.

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#26
Nov 27 2022 03:51pm
You are a multi

Not a joke. Just facts.
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#27
Nov 27 2022 04:11pm
Quote (CaniFrag @ 27 Nov 2022 12:35)
Topic. Go
Looking for originality, no copy pastas!

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#28
Nov 27 2022 04:18pm
Quote (Bui6Pays40Percent4Wins @ Nov 27 2022 04:51pm)
You are a multi

Not a joke. Just facts.


Im really not. I technically do have another account but no access to it and its from like 20 years ago

Sorry for delays guys watching this pig video lmao,
and then I will go through the jokes. also trying to read through the SA forums. Holy moly its long. Paying out people that have been scammed. 7k more FG to give away

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#29
Nov 27 2022 04:26pm
Quote (Sturmgeist @ Nov 27 2022 05:11pm)
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Sorry yeah a few of them have been closed.
Still doing joke giveaways, and Scammer Accusation recompense giveaways. Roundups are over
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#30
Nov 27 2022 04:31pm
A hammerdin walks into a bar but there's no counter.
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