d2jsp is a full time job

going right into my sig ty

Oh, that would be hard to troll jsp all day along. Guess I’ll stick with my desk job.

I mean it is though. I spend way more time on here than I do actually playing D2

Guys, let's keep it on the subject, please.

I have 3 sling rings FT for anyone in this thread who still needs them on SC
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This post was edited by KillerAngel on Mar 11 2026 09:00pm

i would be worried about potential data overflows tbh

Its true after a few seconds of holding down portal I'm effectively seal popping in chaos in any area. Everything dies, but keep in mind you're still doing this with enigma- enemies are only instantly dying to ~3 screen radius at the same time which is huge, the rest are dying as soon as they (attempt) to load in as you teleport around the map. Which is great for farming heralds now, but without enigma it will be slower

but also like I said I already found a Jah AND Ber this ladder among numerous high runes and thats not counting trading. And I didn't grind almost at all. I think if you did cow runs with the glitched drops you'd have an enigma on day 1-2 of ladder and not need to care about the budget telestaff setup

and if you do trav like I said I maxxed out gold in my stash in a couple minutes so about 4 runs. Telestaff is basically infinite, but limits you to chaos, baal, cows, etc smaller areas

edit: IM SOLD OUT!!! STOP MESSAGING ME I DO NOT HAVE THESE ANY LONGER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU VERY MUCH SIR.

This post was edited by KillerAngel on Mar 11 2026 10:07pm

For TZ popping we should theorycraft. What are the interconnected map areas with most champions/uniques and how many portal casts to cover max area? Like Sins says its clearly an exponential AOE so maybe the difference of level 10 vs 8 portal is just 2-3 more casts I don't know. But lets say you exit act 3 via the town entrance and cast portal for about 20 seconds. Then once the game starts to lag- its very obvious and you might hear your GPU fan kick into overdrive and D2r gets choppy- release it and start to teleport up the river

Champs spawn mostly in your path as you teleport due to D2s spawn mechanics. Dont need to cover both sides of river, in fact stick to a wall to minimize spawning out of your sight range. You should be able to make it all the way from town to travincal in one map and that final TP will stay active with aoe in the billions, it won't despawn until you leave the 'area' because its aoe keeps it active even as you move to other maps, as long as they are connected.

Only real limit of farming this way is danger of permanent damage to your computer. I think you'd want to carefully set gpu throttling / shutdown temperatures and you might crash several times setting up a game. But you could avoid losing A3 shards if you don't crack them until you start teleporting

/e of course you could just play it safe and only portal enough to kill for a few areas at once. Maybe you reach flayer jungle and enemies stop dying so you stop and reset portals for a few seconds and carry on, do it again in kurast bazaar

This post was edited by Goomshill on Mar 11 2026 10:20pm