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#11
Nov 27 2022 03:16pm
why is 6 afraid of 7?

because 7 is a registered 6 offender
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Nov 27 2022 03:17pm
Quote (BBS2 @ Nov 27 2022 04:14pm)
theres an old man and woman who live in a elderly community, they meet in the rose garden every saturday, she gives him an HJ, it's been going on for a while.

one saturday she goes out there and he isn't there, she walks around until she sees him with another woman, heart broken she goes to him sobbing and asks what that lady has that she doesn't....

he looks her in the eyes and says "parkinsons"


haha so far this has got it. The 6 offender one was close though
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#13
Nov 27 2022 03:21pm
Pony says to Buffalo: can you yell at eagle for me?



Buffalo says to pony: why can you not yell at eagle yourself?


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Pony says to Buffalo: because I am a little hoarse




HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
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#14
Nov 27 2022 03:23pm
Quote (tributedruid @ Nov 27 2022 04:21pm)
Pony says to Buffalo: can you yell at eagle for me?



Buffalo says to pony: why can you not yell at eagle yourself?


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Pony says to Buffalo: because I am a little hoarse




HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH
HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH


I chuckled at the HAHAHAH part XD
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Nov 27 2022 03:25pm
Quote (BBS2 @ Nov 27 2022 04:14pm)
theres an old man and woman who live in a elderly community, they meet in the rose garden every saturday, she gives him an HJ, it's been going on for a while.

one saturday she goes out there and he isn't there, she walks around until she sees him with another woman, heart broken she goes to him sobbing and asks what that lady has that she doesn't....

he looks her in the eyes and says "parkinsons"


C/O

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#16
Nov 27 2022 03:25pm
Mr. Meier didn't have any more potatoes on Sunday.

"Damn, I don't have any more potatoes...It doesn't matter, I'll just ask the neighbor." hes on the way to her. His neighbour

"But what's the best way to ask that. Dear neighbor, would you have a few potatoes, please?
No, that sounds kind of stupid.

Mrs. Neighbor Potatoes now!? no too clumsy.
Mrs. neighbor, can I have a couple of potatoes? I'll definitely bring them back on Monday, dearest. Also somehow too stupid.

She opens the door and he yells in her face. "You know what, keep your fucking potatoes !!!"
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Nov 27 2022 03:27pm
Quote (min_in_lld @ Nov 27 2022 04:25pm)
Mr. Meier didn't have any more potatoes on Sunday.

"Damn, I don't have any more potatoes...It doesn't matter, I'll just ask the neighbor." hes on the way to her. His neighbour

"But what's the best way to ask that. Dear neighbor, would you have a few potatoes, please?
No, that sounds kind of stupid.

Mrs. Neighbor Potatoes now!? no too clumsy.
Mrs. neighbor, can I have a couple of potatoes? I'll definitely bring them back on Monday, dearest. Also somehow too stupid.

She opens the door and he yells in her face. "You know what, keep your fucking potatoes !!!"


:)
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#18
Nov 27 2022 03:32pm
Two ducks in the airing cupboard which ones in the army


The one on the tank
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#19
Nov 27 2022 03:34pm
What does the zero say to the eight?

"Nice belt!"

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Nov 27 2022 03:34pm
Quote (cjones @ Nov 27 2022 04:32pm)
Two ducks in the airing cupboard which ones in the army


The one on the tank


i swear this went over my head. idk what an airing cupboard is

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