take your potato to scrap yard and buy another.
im on welfare with 16 kids (mixed races living in a single wide trailer in West Virginia down by the river where folks swear they seen Bigfoot, and i recently bought me a new potato. been saving up since 2006, finally got it earlier this year.
if i can do it, you can do it!
get your kids to mow lawns and buy me a new one then
im from europe brother, we're way too poor over here, only in america you can buy stuff like that, even if you're from a trailer park