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Mar 6 2026 05:13pm
How did it feel to eat your cursed Fanta hephasto.

How did it taste,
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Mar 6 2026 05:44pm
Never ate one with “fanta” cuz it sucks so I just killed those and ng (unless you play a pure summoner)

Eating one with holyfreeze + cursed + magic resistant was like saying goodbye to an old friend tho
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Mar 6 2026 05:57pm
I paid someone to find one. Left the game, started new game, did my round of buffs and ate him right there. Was really frustrated... And it's happened a few more times since.
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Mar 6 2026 06:06pm
Honestly, eating the goat is cool but I feel like I clear faster with two defilers and I just about oneshot everything anyway.
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Mar 6 2026 06:08pm
i accidentally ate my merc earlier
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Mar 6 2026 06:12pm
Honestly, eating the goat is cool but I feel like I clear faster with two defilers and I just about oneshot everything anyway.


Depends on the area tbh

Use 2 defilers in most a1-3 (or anywhere on p1)
Consume goat in a4-5
Close enough in this 2nd case, but you get bonus life/frw
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Mar 6 2026 06:14pm
Lol, thanks for confirming this can happen. I clench my butthole a lil bit every time I eat the goat. Seems like Hephasto loves to fuck with my head and sprint toward him just before I click.
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Mar 6 2026 06:53pm
Lol, thanks for confirming this can happen. I clench my butthole a lil bit every time I eat the goat. Seems like Hephasto loves to fuck with my head and sprint toward him just before I click.


He likes it when you eat him instead if the goat
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Mar 6 2026 07:05pm
Make sure he has that extra thicc mod
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Mar 6 2026 08:00pm
Depends on the area tbh

Use 2 defilers in most a1-3 (or anywhere on p1)
Consume goat in a4-5
Close enough in this 2nd case, but you get bonus life/frw


Frw is nice I guess but I don’t play without teleport anymore lol. I see the appeal both ways I just find it’s easier to cast two defilers and not pay attention. With leech and strikes and blood oath I feel like I’m never in much danger of dying. My curse extra fast holy fire help has been with me for a hot minute. With two defilers he blows the whole screen up by himself sometimes.
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