Quote (ccsutton @ 15 Nov 2011 19:59)
some book i found in that game
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Volume 1
By: Crassius Curio
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-her-tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-her-tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and a shapely tail.
Lifts-her-tail: You embarass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts her tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. This mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear
Lifts-her-tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III
33 hours into Skyrim.
Just finished main quest and mage guild quests last night
and wth is tom doing on the ladder, you know he only exists to troll
This post was edited by LOLRagezzz on Nov 16 2011 08:37am