Quote (LOLRagezzz @ Nov 15 2011 07:53am)
Greetings fro Skyrim!
I've put in more time than I want to admit in that game so far.

some book i found in that game
The Lusty Argonian Maid
Volume 1
By: Crassius Curio
Act IV, Scene III, continued
Lifts-her-tail: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-her-tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and a shapely tail.
Lifts-her-tail: You embarass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts her tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir. This mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear
Lifts-her-tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III