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Found this on pailess blogspot:
Pumpkin fuckin.
When I was a teenager I got so horny I drew boobs on a pumpkin then put a condom on and fucked it. All the little jigglies in the middle along with the tight hole I cut into it and rubberyness of the condom ruined me for pussy. I came so hard I fell over and crushed the pumpkin right in my room. It took weeks for the smell to go away.
Every Halloween afterwards I was always coming up with excuses for why I had so many pumpkins in my room. Each year got more difficult. I essentially maintained that I really liked fall and no decoration feels like fall more than a pumpkin and that's why I had so many in my room. But really, I was fucking them and having translucidating other worldly orgasms.
Eventually in my late teens/early 20's I stopped. I got married in my late 20's and I explained my weird fetish to my wife. She surprised me one night after work with a sexy pumpkin. It had been so long since I tried it. She dressed up in lingerie and prepared a beautiful seductive pumpkin exactly as I described to her. Then she fucked me with it. When she saw how hard I came she got all upset. It was the first time she saw my real O-face.
I don't know if I'm the only one or if there's a whole pumpkin fucker community out there. I refuse to research it.