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Aug 28 2009 11:37pm
Quote (onePOINTeight @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:31am)
Nay nay nay nay nay, lets not forget the art of Barbarian Versus Barbarian lies not in that of athletic prowess and stamina itself, but in the mental focus and ability to premeditate your opponents next move without fail or error. Even a 1% error margin in such a presumptuous situation will no doubt prove fatal in the outcome of such a battle of minds. In this battlefield you and your opponent both equally have an unlimited source of possibilities. Do not ever look down upon the skill of "Find Item" or "Howl" when facing a most fearsome adversary. I leave you with one last final word of advice, "At any rate, I am convinced that He [God] does not play dice", Albert Einstein, In a letter to Max Born, 1926. And neither should any of you, my shield welding Barbarian friends.


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EPIC....TEACH ME!
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Aug 28 2009 11:38pm
Major Battle: Battle of Teutoburg Forest, 9 A.D. The Romans, who were at the height of their power and had one of the world's best armies, suffered one of their biggest defeats at the hands of the Barbarians, Germanic tribes who specialized in guerilla warfare. The battle stands centuries later as the first, and perhaps most important, event in German unification.

Who They Were: During the 1st century, present-day Germany was dominated by small, semi-nomadic, warring tribes, who honed their fighting skills by battling each other. The Barbarians favored hand-to-hand combat and surprise ambushes and fought without any rules. They had almost no armor or helmets and sometimes fought bare-chested or even naked. Because armor was almost non-existent, the Barbarians preferred long thrusting spears, rather than swords, to keep some distance between themselves and their enemies. They also fought with wooden clubs and used slings to propel rocks at their foes. Rocks were plentiful and useful to fighters who lacked a supply line to repair or replenish their weapons during a campaign.

The Barbarians' reputation for savagery was intensified by their belief that their gods required slow, painful human sacrifices. They reportedly slit the throats of some of their captives and filled bronze cauldrons with the blood. Some victims were skinned and their decapitated heads nailed to trees. Whether or not these stories were entirely true, they made the Barbarians seem more intimidating to their enemies.

To sum it all up... make sure you guys always use battle orders... this is crucial.

This post was edited by civicsaw on Aug 28 2009 11:38pm
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Aug 28 2009 11:38pm
Quote (Corwin1029 @ Fri, Aug 28 2009, 11:37pm)
if you wernt Asian id have sex with you


Very good then.
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Aug 28 2009 11:41pm
Quote (civicsaw @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:38am)
Major Battle: Battle of Teutoburg Forest, 9 A.D. The Romans, who were at the height of their power and had one of the world's best armies, suffered one of their biggest defeats at the hands of the Barbarians, Germanic tribes who specialized in guerilla warfare. The battle stands centuries later as the first, and perhaps most important, event in German unification.

Who They Were: During the 1st century, present-day Germany was dominated by small, semi-nomadic, warring tribes, who honed their fighting skills by battling each other. The Barbarians favored hand-to-hand combat and surprise ambushes and fought without any rules. They had almost no armor or helmets and sometimes fought bare-chested or even naked. Because armor was almost non-existent, the Barbarians preferred long thrusting spears, rather than swords, to keep some distance between themselves and their enemies. They also fought with wooden clubs and used slings to propel rocks at their foes. Rocks were plentiful and useful to fighters who lacked a supply line to repair or replenish their weapons during a campaign.

The Barbarians' reputation for savagery was intensified by their belief that their gods required slow, painful human sacrifices. They reportedly slit the throats of some of their captives and filled bronze cauldrons with the blood. Some victims were skinned and their decapitated heads nailed to trees. Whether or not these stories were entirely true, they made the Barbarians seem more intimidating to their enemies.

To sum it all up... make sure you guys always use battle orders... this is crucual.


“But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into

what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone

was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then

there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"”

this classically describes the fallowing era
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Aug 28 2009 11:42pm
Quote (Corwin1029 @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:41am)
“But then the Roman Empire fell like this- "oh shit". And we went into

what the historians called the Stupid Fucker period. Where everyone

was going -"er, I dunno. Is that a Roman road? Can we eat it?" Then

there was the dark Ages. " I can't even see you! Where are you?"”

this classically describes the fallowing era


How do you know so much? Are you besh himself? :O
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Aug 28 2009 11:43pm
Quote (akcfh @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:42am)
How do you know so much? Are you besh himself? :O


GOD DAMN IT the secrets out now, ok, besh and i were fuck buddies in collage AFK HE TOLD ME HED USE A GRIEF ON ME IF I TOLD, IM AFRAID OF HIS SHOUT AND LEAP
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Aug 28 2009 11:44pm
Quote (Corwin1029 @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:43am)
GOD DAMN IT the secrets out now, ok, besh and i were fuck buddies in collage AFK HE TOLD ME HED USE A GRIEF ON ME IF I TOLD, IM AFRAID OF HIS SHOUT AND LEAP


Was it rape? Do tell...
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Aug 28 2009 11:47pm
Quote (akcfh @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:44am)
Was it rape? Do tell...


well mostly it was love at first site but he would do this thing were he started useing stun, and id get locked up, and well.. anyway.. it didnt work out. So he found me a potion to heal my soreness and it was ok
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Aug 28 2009 11:48pm
Quote (Corwin1029 @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:47am)
well mostly it was love at first site but he would do this thing were he started useing stun, and id get locked up, and well.. anyway.. it didnt work out. So he found me a potion to heal my soreness and it was ok


0_0 Are you okay? Want to cry on my shoulder good felluh?
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Aug 28 2009 11:55pm
Quote (Tigerbalm89 @ Sat, Aug 29 2009, 12:37am)
i challenge 4) KM-DRAXUS: HaloKM (KM)


Tigerbalm u have to challenge someone else bro, Halo is in a challenge already

Please don't reply to the kiddos, Rew has been pm'd and i doubt any of them retards will post again.

thanks :)


Updated Ladder

1) Vampir: LoRdNuKe (One)
2) Ashikaga: Poteck_Ya_Neck (Fear)
3) CaLiFoRniCaToR: Neopwnage (One)
4) KM-DRAXUS: HaloKM (KM)
5) bcritz: xtremeam (Comatose)
6) xxwpvpxww: TigerBalm89 (Frisky Kitties)
7) JEBBS: FIREjdg (One)
8) Kenpachi: dragnxr3b0rn (Solo)
9) Evil_ArreatzJr: vortex619 (One)
10) GODDAMMITTOMMY: trainey (Fear)
11) MotherFackU: TheFacku (Solo)
12) Revelation-s: BadMotorFinger (LoL.)
13) Holter: msb177 (Solo)
14) Fatskank: roccoslut (Fear)
----------------------------------------------
14) BeSh: BeSh (One) (MIA)
15) Kills: KillerMcKnight76 (Fear) (MIA)
16) Antommarchi: m3era (Solo) (MIA)
17) Flavors: Bbond-girl (One) (MIA)
18) KINGZ: Lord_of_D3ath (One) (MIA)
19) JATT: JATT (Soldiers) (MIA)
20) Skyline_GT: TradeRelations (Life)(MIA)
21) iBvB: byracki (DClone-Hunters)(MIA)
22) SAMDOL: Coolychilly (COT)(MIA)

Pending Duels:

roccoslut vs msb177 ~ August 26
FIREjdg vs bcritz ~ August 26
Neopwnage vs HaloKM ~ August 28

Finished Duels:

Poteck_Ya_Neck vs LoRdNuKe ~ August 28 (5:4 5:0 LoRdNuKe)
Poteck_Ya_Neck vs HaloKM ~ August 26 (5:4:1/4:5:1/5:4 Ash)


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