....I'm not saying it was a fluke (it was)....but I doj...I mean I have homework, work, girlfriends, exams, power outage, realm down, TLN barb sucks, etc.

Wot.

I'm jking, we can doolz bro

Natural disaster, bomb threat, foreign invasion etc

Cat on fire, apartment ran away, toaster disconnected, internet melted

toilet overflow, lost ball on ball mouse, no more cereal, tires need air, etc.

I mean. You can always say no lol.

He has to wait 3 days anyways

nope you're wrong.

Rofl we could do this all day

Elephant sat on fence, time to get a new watch, stubbed big toe, dropped a contact, someone stole my windshield wiper blade (just one), pen ran out of ink, pretzels making me thirsty

key doesn't fit, mom picked up the phone, what should i wear?, carrier pigeon stuck in tree, they only have diet pepsi, i dont know pass, etc.