Quote (yornitemare @ 12 Oct 2021 16:54)
Srs. I think I got him with the dunning Kruger slap then he had this rain-man'esque malfunction where he started fidgeting and spewing out random factoids. Funny though I caught the shriners one.. I can recall this middle aged white lunatic try to claim he's some high ranking free Mason before, L.
The closest Alabama Albert and some secret society will ever get is the stickers on some hydroflask of a wannabe edge lord teenager as they pass in and out of the gas station he manages
Albert on his 33rd birthday achieving his 33rd degree