Good day,
Esteemed
Gentlemen.
Reporting to this here your
Most
Honorable
Venue once again, almost-live from the battlefiled of Saint-Lo, to inform the result of the sortie of the Fusiliers Company C
Cloistercucks, of the
Inquisition
Office of the
Holy
Church of the
Inner
Cloister, against Panzergrenadier Division III
Top Frenchies, of the Second Army of guild
TM (meaning unknown, but our current intel suggest it denotes "trade mark").
A complex engagement, to say the least, which started rather favorably for the Canadian duo. Initial losses increased pretty high in our ranks, with yours truly taking a 7.92 Mauser round to a body part not normally illuminated by sunlight (needless to say, sitting will be an issue henceforth), and Father Jon receiving one in the frontal lobe, which paradoxically was
Top Frenchie's undoing.
Unbeknownst to them, lobotomy (or presence of three copies of chromosome 23) is a requirement for being a member of
Inner
Cloister, which means that he incurred no real damage. On the contrary, it was thanks to the noticeable improvement on his performance that the tables were turned in our favor and we managed to call it a victory, and eventually limp back to our Regimental Headquarters.
At least myself, because Father Jon appears to have remained cathatonically pressing the mouse button. Alas, time will tell.
Anywho, now for the part that matters, specially for the reading-impaired.
First round
CloisterCucks: 5
Top Frenchies: 4
Second round
CloisterCucks: 5
Top Frenchies: 0
Hopefully, we will repair and refit (provided our supply lines hold), and with the blessings of
The Holy Trinity of The Paul, The Jay Es Pee and The Forum Gold, we will continue to spread
His Teachings for another round or two.
As usual,
Esteemed
Gentlemen, have a nice day.
PS. This form was submitted as per requirements of the
Treaty Of Versailles, and noteworthily mirrors the results reported by the surviving elements of
Top Frenchies, as posted above, much earlier than expected. Evidently, our new runner isn't good for shit, and will be disposed promptly, as soon as I finish this and manage to find my .455 Webley.
This post was edited by pgga on Oct 27 2019 12:16pm