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Mar 10 2017 10:03pm
Quote (native6 @ Mar 11 2017 12:00am)
Hurts bro imagine your asshole getting stretched. Does it sound fun?


Exactly rofl
imagine having an cock in ur ass. does it sound funny?
how funny it is when ur poop is too big and hurts ur asshole?
nothing exciting when u think about it
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Mar 10 2017 10:06pm
Quote (BrokenWill @ Mar 10 2017 11:02pm)
thats where you gotta find yourself a nice christian girl who wants to preserve herself for marriage. Doesn't count right?


no I was with 1 devout Christian girl she was tall and skinny, normal looking person. she doesn't stink you might think. well I'm over there one night and we were kissing then we go into the bed room and it gets more serious and I finger her and remember the condoms are in the car so I tell her ill brb and I had to sniff my finger as I'm walking to my car and it was like when u smell something bad and it sort of takes u over and be4 u can control any impulse ur gag reflex goes off (no puke just gag reflex) but I was horny so I had sex with her any way (washed really good after)
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Mar 10 2017 10:06pm
Quote (BrokenWill @ Mar 10 2017 09:02pm)
thats where you gotta find yourself a nice christian girl who wants to preserve herself for marriage. Doesn't count right?


thats a false stereotype... only mormons think like that.
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Mar 10 2017 10:21pm
it's russian style
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Mar 10 2017 10:25pm
Quote (Nightkin @ Mar 10 2017 10:44pm)
Guess what I'm gunna say.


Quote (hoipolloi @ Mar 10 2017 10:49pm)
u got something to say say it now bitch otherwise I aint a mindreader and u can get the hell out of my threads if u don't like it


I lold never said nuffin. Dind need to evferr.
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Mar 10 2017 10:28pm
Quote (hoipolloi @ Mar 10 2017 08:23pm)
I been with 10 girls + "hooked up" with many more and none of them would go for anal. is it an American girl thing? cuz I'm thinkin back now and I told all of them to let me put it in their butts (shower 1st though) but they wont let me


I hear you can give shower anal in prison. Maybe try that

This post was edited by DrizzyUAP on Mar 10 2017 10:30pm
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Quote (DrizzyUAP @ Mar 10 2017 11:28pm)
I hear you can give shower anal in prison. Maybe try that



Ha! Either that or he'll find a reason why girls don't like it.
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Mar 10 2017 10:53pm
pretty sure 1) it's gross or 2) it hurts

but 2 doesn't make sense cuz sure a poop can be painful but a poop can also feel great..

and I agree with the 1st one because how are they cleaning their asshole. sure u can scrub it with a loofa or ur hand but u cant get 5.5 inches up in ur asshole were the poop could be on the rectal walls
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Quote (hoipolloi @ Mar 10 2017 11:53pm)
pretty sure 1) it's gross or 2) it hurts

but 2 doesn't make sense cuz sure a poop can be painful but a poop can also feel great..

and I agree with the 1st one because how are they cleaning their asshole. sure u can scrub it with a loofa or ur hand but u cant get 5.5 inches up in ur asshole were the poop could be on the rectal walls



Ask your high school's health teacher how does one clean for anal.
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Mar 10 2017 11:13pm
Quote (hoipolloi @ Mar 10 2017 09:53pm)
pretty sure 1) it's gross or 2) it hurts

but 2 doesn't make sense cuz sure a poop can be painful but a poop can also feel great..

and I agree with the 1st one because how are they cleaning their asshole. sure u can scrub it with a loofa or ur hand but u cant get 5.5 inches up in ur asshole were the poop could be on the rectal walls


Both. Plus that particular hole doesn't go back to tight like a vag. She'll end up needing a butt plug. :banana:


5.5 Sorry for your loss

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