Come September, I will be assembling a group of brave soldiers who will be aiding me in my mission...a mission that takes us through the portal to the Secret Cow Level.. This journey isn’t for the squeamish, this journey isn’t for noobs. You must be a seasoned veteran. Someone who knows their way around a Buriza-Do Kyanon; a real PVM MVP.

We will harvest the hyde of the Cow King, cast lightning nova as we bait a herd of Bovine minions to a corner, explode corpses... and most importantly — create friendships along the way.

Send applications quickly describing your previous experience to . Once accepted, you will be sending a fee of 150fg to .

Deadline will be August 15, 2021.

This post was edited by TYCH0 on Jun 18 2021 03:31pm

im actually too good for this...pass

you wouldn't make it a foot past the portal.

sweet dreams~

I just installed d2 then immediately uninstalled too scurd

just did 10 cow runs to prove that you were wrong to myself, really was beating myself up over this comment

Have fun taking second to my team. I used to run two chars simultaneously in my mAnUaL rush service and would do norm-hell in about 15 mins

This post was edited by DrFaGgIt on Jun 18 2021 05:53pm

i can play corpse explosion necro ?

It clearly says “this journey isn’t for noobs” in the OP

I hope #1 pvmer comes out of hiding

urkel scammed me, can i send myapplication to someone else?