#1 pvm all realms all time
Certified largest penis in legit dueling (confirmed 2.375 inches of steel [hard])
Mfd more ohms than anyone all realms.all time
4th best looking player ever to insall (behind piwah, rick and vert)
Second best flight duelist ever to grace the realms, (behind jim) just a tad faster than jeet
Biger biceps than austin
Much cooler than jess
Speak better EN glish than gergo
Second best DvD after joel
Far better fisherwoman than corey
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Almost beat vY once
Taught jay everything she knows
Almost beat fortnite (top 5 hammerdin) in hvh
Smoother than smoothG
Choked on a wildebeest even though i though i was a giant crocodile