The turd I just laid would give ostrich eggs a run for there money.





Fuckin bet....

there was a kid in my highschool that shit basically a pepsi can every day at lunch time. after a few weeks the janitor actually staked out the bathroom, because none of them would flush. the angry janitor tried to get his family to make him shit at home, the principal of course didn't agree, and instead the janitor got a stick to break them up.

what a fucking awful job.

What a shitty job

This one time at a party I went to take a piss after this chick and she legit laid a turd that wrapped around the bowl like 5 times And she was super proud of it

part 2 you married her because she clearly respects fiber in a diet?

Na couldn’t bring myself to be with a women that lays a turd that’s more daunting than my own

true, she would prob outfart and burp you too. pretty emasculating.

20% melarand ty

can u please post the message u sent to mods confirming that was ur face so we can all get a good laugh?

Sent