I'm so confused by this poll.

I’m confused and a little aroused by this poll. It’s like a strip club where the strippers are super short yet somehow not midgets so the poles aren’t attached to the ceiling yet somehow it’s a feat to see the strippers climb to the top and slide down.

Oddly specific

What I was thinking lol


I need to go to your strip clubs and see this

Lipsticks in Dallas

It’s a trip

Idk if it’s still there. I had a weird night like 7 years ago there. Spent like $20 total lol

Flost liek a butterfly. sting like a Lee -.-

I went to a stripclub in a hillbilly town when i was 19. The waitress put the beer bottles we ordered up her skirt and then opened them up with her coochie. The beer caps never droped to the floor. I didnt drink the beer she handed to me, but one of my buddies did cause they cost 10 dollars each.

1. Did the beers smell a little funky afterward?
2. Did they do pingpong shows aswell?

I have a bad sense of smell so i cant answer that. And no ping pong shows. Extra info for Trev and Queef, this was near Barrie Ontario.