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Feb 5 2019 09:17pm
Once upon a time, in the far away land of sanctuary, ngkiller2003 was trying out his new EoP nec in 9-30

So, naturally, we started nking him until we were knee-deep in his ears. He was, unfortunately, not having as much fun as we were and asked us to gm.
Once he reached 20 corpses we told him that the old bug where you lose items after XX corpses was still around and that he could not s/e without losing his items.

He stayed ingame for 45 minutes trying to get his corpses back so he wouldn't "lose" his items.

He informed me, politely, that I was a worthless puddle of cunt drool and that if I would kindly give him my address he would come shoot up my family.
He asked who I was on jsp so I told him, obviously, that I was sackshadow and that if he wanted to get his items back he needed to post on jsp that sackshadow was the best ever





Eventually he got mad, spammed sackshadow's inbox with death threats, called us all various racial slurs and left the game.




And this is the closest sackshadow has ever come to having a sense of humor.

This post was edited by Worrywart on Feb 5 2019 09:19pm
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Feb 5 2019 09:54pm
Perfect bedtime story thank you
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Feb 6 2019 07:02am
cunt drool is far from useless. it is the blood of life, the river in which all humans cum to be.
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Feb 6 2019 08:21pm
Quote (thesnipa @ 6 Feb 2019 06:02)
cunt drool is far from useless. it is the blood of life, the river in which all humans cum to be.


:drool: Cunt drool deserves a miniseries
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