Yo sucka MCs you just sit there and hate
These rhymes and lines are about a guild named Mistakes
You see, we're a tight-nit group of loose guys
So step up kids, we'll knock you down to size
Now we've come to your village to rape and to pillage
Then when we leave with our mead there isn't a spillage

First there's SPiN. he is the kinda fella
Might find him in Twilight The Musical playing Bella
And there's Waramp, where amp? He hangs out at children's day camps
But he don't give a fuck because he knows that he's the champ

Now my boy sXTitan he be running your crew
5-0 after 5-0 you know its all like deja vu
But then there's our Aussie machetebill
He's a thrill, watch him chill, then its over when you're killed

Tom is the man, we call him ir-on-min-o-taur
He spits rhymes like your mother spits when done with his candy bar
Hi, my name is David but you call me Clan Bee Kay
No Felix I won't make you a whopper because you're gay

Mike_roch it just happens he's fly
See him in the Moor and kiss your ass good-bye
But Yippee you see is real Tofu clan all others are fake
Sharko at his command his mad rhymes you can not shake

Espada's name is Felix, he'll make you a taco
He's from Mexico, not from Morocco
Unlike all you others MiKTeX isn't a n4p
He can't repel fire of that magnitude as he yells "IT'S A TRAP!"

At the time of me writing this Hong10 has been gone for 32 days, 19 hours
Just between you and me he's on a quest to pick flowers
Mr_Puddles is what they call him, do you wanna know why?
Its because when they see him, all the girls cry

wats_gud2's likes to hang out in the little girl's section at Sears
He tries on all the clothes in front of dressing room mirrors
1RNniwtach is Chatwin, yeah he's Euro's number one
Trust me son, there ain't none, that survive his warm gun

starcreaft453 is Ben, he likes to play with boners
That's okay, we love him anyway, like weed loves a stoner
majestikk, he's Indian, that's feathers not dot
Cross his path he'll just laugh and drop you on the spot

gobb and IAmAsylum, y'know they're my bros
John gets the women, Andy gets the hos
There's Rikid, and there's zspoonz,
Johns got the rhythm and Harry's the MC

lld_mayhem gets his own verse becase the other guys are all randoms
Brian's fly, Brian's wack, man you know that he's handsome
But then there's MistakesOverLLD
He's just a faggot

5-0.

put under charter pic imo

This post was edited by IAmAsylum on Dec 17 2009 03:31pm

Hi, my name is David but you call me Clan Bee Kay
No Felix I won't make you a whopper because you're gay

ROFLLMAO!

N1 i am pretty whack/handsome/fly.... for a white guy

i also like how the rap just ends so abruptly

This post was edited by lld_mayhem on Dec 17 2009 03:46pm

LOL

already done

most was pretty lame, but that was a fantastical moment of brilliance!

white boy rhymes ftw