I came to save the day like a memory card.

@jay, imagine having this on your leg...

Game*

DOOM all caps when u spell the man's name, RIP metalface

Fuuuuu

I blame the Cornish hens, switchin positions on my driveway.
They distracted me.

cornish hens are fucking weird birds.

when i bought 100 of them to raise as meat birds the guy told me "cull them before 8 weeks or they'll start falling apart". im like ok, no clue what that means.

7 weeks comes up, they're nice 8-10 pounders, so i cull all but one and put that one with my egg birds. after a few weeks the thing cant walk well, only half its feathers grow, etc. shits all over itself....

those birds are genetically selected to grow as fast as possible then fall apart... had to cull her.

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I feel like the only way to logically respond to this is with another rhyme

She made his chrome dome glisten, at first he couldnt tell that she had a chromosome missing

Instead of dumbin' out in fears of they own shadow in a game that swell 'em up to dead 'em like cattle

Lookie here, it's just the way the cookie tear
Prepare to get hurt and mangled like Kurt Angle rookie year

Cornish bro. It’s why most white people fall apart around 78 if stroke or being told “No” hasn’t taken them out already

u grandmom fell apart at 78 because i scrambled her from the inside bruh.