Quote (pongnew @ Oct 3 2021 06:55am)
Belarathon's lld rap
Listen up bitch, you wanna enter my section?
You better memorize these rules to perfection.
This isn't LLD trading, that's found HERE
It's a combat zone asshole, and I smell your fear.
The nicest guy here is a man named Weaj
Until you duel his zealer and feel like you're under seige.
Jawn16 provides a swift 5-0,
At Low, Mid, or High... anywhere you wanna go.
Miktex will trap it and tap it, and not even wrap it
Now you're 5-0'd and pregnant - how about that shit?
One charge from gobb feels like an entire barrage
Then you'll be starring in his video montage.
PM Linny for a paladin guide.
If he doesn't respond, try harder - he's shy.
If you read "tofu 1", then you're already dead,
You just got bm'd by a multi shithead.
To see some European rage, watch Octogenarian,
He bitches harder than the strictest librarian.
For Eastern rage, ibzack won't be outdone
He could lose 0-5 and still claim #1.
Ferdia can ZvZ with the best
He'll shoot an arrow from euro and it'll kill you on west.
Never start a flame war with rjg,
He'll troll you and flame you for eternity.
Machetebill represents LLD from down under
Fucking with him is a tactical blunder.
Wanna be hated? Befriend UhOh,
And I hope you enjoy his webcam show.
PurplePride9 is our resident asian
His small peen ensures the ease of your anal invasion.
One thing I can say about ClanBK,
If you duel him, you're not gonna "have it your way".
If you want to deal with grammar that's far beyond bad,
All you need to do is PM Warlocksdad.
Tizzel will chainlock you until you're dead
His namelocks come faster than NewStyle when he gets head.
Now that I'm done, if you wanna find me,
I'll be chillin in game Low Duel No Ste.
ClanBK's mistakes rap...
Yo sucka MCs you just sit there and hate
These rhymes and lines are about a guild named Mistakes
You see, we're a tight-nit group of loose guys
So step up kids, we'll knock you down to size
Now we've come to your village to rape and to pillage
Then when we leave with our mead there isn't a spillage
First there's SPiN. he is the kinda fella
Might find him in Twilight The Musical playing Bella
And there's Waramp, where amp? He hangs out at children's day camps
But he don't give a fuck because he knows that he's the champ
Now my boy sXTitan he be running your crew
5-0 after 5-0 you know its all like deja vu
But then there's our Aussie machetebill
He's a thrill, watch him chill, then its over when you're killed
Tom is the man, we call him ir-on-min-o-taur
He spits rhymes like your mother spits when done with his candy bar
Hi, my name is David but you call me Clan Bee Kay
No Felix I won't make you a whopper because you're gay
Mike_roch it just happens he's fly
See him in the Moor and kiss your ass good-bye
But Yippee you see is real Tofu clan all others are fake
Sharko at his command his mad rhymes you can not shake
Espada's name is Felix, he'll make you a taco
He's from Mexico, not from Morocco
Unlike all you others MiKTeX isn't a n4p
He can't repel fire of that magnitude as he yells "IT'S A TRAP!"
At the time of me writing this Hong10 has been gone for 32 days, 19 hours
Just between you and me he's on a quest to pick flowers
Mr_Puddles is what they call him, do you wanna know why?
Its because when they see him, all the girls cry
wats_gud2's likes to hang out in the little girl's section at Sears
He tries on all the clothes in front of dressing room mirrors
1RNniwtach is Chatwin, yeah he's Euro's number one
Trust me son, there ain't none, that survive his warm gun
starcreaft453 is Ben, he likes to play with boners
That's okay, we love him anyway, like weed loves a stoner
majestikk, he's Indian, that's feathers not dot
Cross his path he'll just laugh and drop you on the spot
gobb and IAmAsylum, y'know they're my bros
John gets the women, Andy gets the hos
There's Rikid, and there's zspoonz,
Johns got the rhythm and Harry's the MC
lld_mayhem gets his own verse becase the other guys are all randoms
Brian's fly, Brian's wack, man you know that he's handsome
But then there's MistakesOverLLD
He's just a