Quote (rjg @ Dec 9 2010 07:43pm)

Last time you challenged me, you got 10-0'ed off B.Net and then spent the next month crying.  You copied my char after I quit, and now you've suddenly gotten big again.  Not sure why, but rands gonna rand.

Since you apparently can't comprehend the fact that I no longer play D2 and most of my chars are long expired, I'll give you a chance to prove yourself.  1v1 level 18 melee duel, East NL.  I have some old chars left that started out as level 18's, and were eventually converted to mules.  I'll respec one of them, gear it up with what I have left, and shut you up yet again.

There's a catch though -- you've never once beaten me in a duel, let alone a set.  I don't know why it's worth my time to fight against a cheap rip-off of my godly charger or some laughable item-site zealot.  So let's put a wager on this little contest: your eth/rep 100 damage war javs against my 4 Bone Spear / 30/20 head.  That's probably too high for a rand such as yourself, so if you want to dodge, you can show yourself out of this section.

Unfortunately, since pubs like you make up the dumbest rules (Cleg's is BM), I'm writing the rules for this tournament.  I'm basing it off the old LLD101 legit rules, but I'm updating it since they were written before item shops sold perfect GC's and pubs like you even knew what D2 was.  The duel will be based off these rules -- you don't like them, you can dodge.  Sorry pal, I don't use 6/48/20's.


Official Rules:
1.  Duel will be first to 5, melee.
2.  Melee means a skill where the attacker is standing toe-to-toe with the target.  Here are some examples: Zeal / Smite / Conc / Jab / CS / DTalon / Maul.  Other melee skills are allowed.
3.  Charge is not a melee skill.
4.  If you run away or run to town, you forfeit that round.  If you s/e on purpose once the game has begun, you lose the contest.
5.  Because I hate item shops, any GC with perfect stats is not allowed.  Perfect SC's are fine because it used to be possible to get a perfect inventory of SC's - like my old charger's 15/7's.
6.  Slow from either items or Holy Freeze is not allowed.
7.  No rejoining the game to buff Anya resists (sorry Jon lol).

That should be good enough for now, but I'll add anything I see fit up until we duel.  If you break the rules, you lose the contest.

So now, you've got the choice -- you can lose your eth/rep javs in a melee wager duel, or you can go back to pretending to be relevant.

Quote (grimaud @ Dec 13 2010 12:57am)

you would be suprised what roids can do to your body in 6 month. You can actually naturally get build within 6 month. This guy on my wrestling team was 125 lbs when we graduated. next year wrestled 197 in college. He said he didn't do roids at all.

Quote (]GS[ Controller @ Dec 13 2010 12:17am)

impossible

the body can only gain 2 lbs of lean muscle every 6 weeks

owait roids1

Quote (Cadagan @ Dec 13 2010 01:19am)

human growth hormone 1
haters gonna hate 1
HGH1

Quote (Cadagan @ Dec 13 2010 01:19am)

human growth hormone 1
haters gonna hate 1
HGH1

Quote (]GS[ Controller @ Dec 13 2010 01:17am)

impossible

the body can only gain 2 lbs of lean muscle every 6 weeks

owait roids1

Quote (]GS[ Controller @ Dec 13 2010 01:55am)

GM lvl18 dueling

Rules:

- Both sides must say go before attacking.
- The typical bm is banned (nking, mercing, jumping, etc.)
- Crossing bridges/entering houses is banned.
- Wells/shrines are obviously banned. Accidentally clicking one results in an auto-loss unless both sides will agree to just start the duel over. Person who clicked the shrine must rejoin game.
- No Prebuffing.
- Dupes are 100% banned.
- Slow in any form besides Clay Golem is banned.
- Towning or leaving the game mid-duel is an automatic loss.
- Running off mini-map for more than 5 sec´s for the purpose of repping life is banned. If there's arguments about what counts as excessive running, call in someone to ref.
- Maximum Resist is capped at 75%.
- Potions in any form are banned, please show your belt to opponent upon request to avoid any problems.
- Replenish life is capped at 25.

Class Specific notes:

Amazon:
- Using Slow Missile is illegal.

Assassin:
- Do not cast traps before both players have said go.

Druids:
- No Recasting Cyclone armor.

Paladin:
- Smite and Charge are both considered ranged.
- Holy Freeze is illegal.
- Use of resistance auras is banned.
- Cleansing is banned.

Necromancer:
- Recasting Bone Armor is illegal (exception: 1v1 vs players with charge as an attack).
- Iron Maiden is illegal.
- When using bone wall, no enclosing yourself or others completely.


Assuming these rules apply as well
The ones that would retain to lv18 gm melee ofc

Quote (]GS[ Controller @ Dec 13 2010 07:17am)

impossible

the body can only gain 2 lbs of lean muscle every 6 weeks

owait roids1

Quote (Imbaboun @ Dec 13 2010 08:31pm)

learn train u damn nub controller
from 17 to 18 i took like 18 lbs in 3 months

no roids nor .muscles gainer 255

also forgot to add grimaud is an idiot kid ^^^^

Quote (Mr_Bilson @ Dec 13 2010 08:37am)

fatty-bo-batty