Belarathon's lld rap
Listen up bitch, you wanna enter my section?
You better memorize these rules to perfection.
This isn't LLD trading, that's found HERE
It's a combat zone asshole, and I smell your fear.
The nicest guy here is a man named Weaj
Until you duel his zealer and feel like you're under seige.
Jawn16 provides a swift 5-0,
At Low, Mid, or High... anywhere you wanna go.
Miktex will trap it and tap it, and not even wrap it
Now you're 5-0'd and pregnant - how about that shit?
One charge from gobb feels like an entire barrage
Then you'll be starring in his video montage.
PM Linny for a paladin guide.
If he doesn't respond, try harder - he's shy.
If you read "tofu 1", then you're already dead,
You just got bm'd by a multi shithead.
To see some European rage, watch Octogenarian,
He bitches harder than the strictest librarian.
For Eastern rage, ibzack won't be outdone
He could lose 0-5 and still claim #1.
Ferdia can ZvZ with the best
He'll shoot an arrow from euro and it'll kill you on west.
Never start a flame war with rjg,
He'll troll you and flame you for eternity.
Machetebill represents LLD from down under
Fucking with him is a tactical blunder.
Wanna be hated? Befriend UhOh,
And I hope you enjoy his webcam show.
PurplePride9 is our resident asian
His small peen ensures the ease of your anal invasion.
One thing I can say about ClanBK,
If you duel him, you're not gonna "have it your way".
If you want to deal with grammar that's far beyond bad,
All you need to do is PM Warlocksdad.
Tizzel will chainlock you until you're dead
His namelocks come faster than NewStyle when he gets head.
Now that I'm done, if you wanna find me,
I'll be chillin in game Low Duel No Ste.