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Jan 18 2021 03:14pm

Quote (thesnipa @ Jan 18 2021 03:08pm)

we had like 5 really nice nurses, then one super bitch. baby had been crying about an hour, wouldnt eat, wouldnt sleep. and it was like 3 am, and i was starting to feel unsafe even holding her because i was so sleep deprived. i asked the nurse what she thought we should do, and she looks at my wife and says "well this is where dad comes in" as if i hadnt been holding her for an hour or so...

should have said "the dad coming in was what got us into this mess"

gg no re

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Jan 18 2021 03:14pm

Quote (thesnipa @ Jan 18 2021 12:28pm)

did u get a blowout diaper that ruined all of the clothes and bedding yet? those are fun, especially at 3 am.

also first bath is a treat.....

Dude we had one that came so far up the back it was in his hair...while we were shopping.

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Jan 18 2021 03:24pm

Quote (mike_roch @ Jan 18 2021 04:14pm)

Dude we had one that came so far up the back it was in his hair...while we were shopping.

The most memorable was the first doctors appointment, I go to get the kid naked so he can be weighed and measured and whatnot....and a JET of liquid shit goes up the sleeve of my jacket. As soon as the air hit his balls it was like flipping a switch that pressurized the system. Fuckin gross.

Quote (Belarathon @ Jan 18 2021 09:57am)

Is he in a show? Haha sweet going to have to find that.

it ain't historically accurate, at all.

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Jan 18 2021 04:42pm

I can't go on much further.
I'm not a dad, imma be rejected by the dad poop squad