Haha poor Kyushu :S



But then tell me what happens when Putin
Comes along and decides to get stuck in
Trumps afraid he might show
A video of some hoes
Who on Trumps face they are pissin

More than happy to provide educations,
especially on international relations.
Mr Putin won't spoil,
for all he has is oil,
to keep him richer than Haitians.

This is quite entertaining

I know better than to try
To convince an american guy
That they aint the best
China now tops the US
So perhaps this rhyme fight should die

Perhaps in farming organs from their poor,
but honestly not one thing more.
Maybe eating without proper utencils,
and exposure to lead, like from pencils.
But learning their language's a chore.

But one place that's certainly better,
though you best pack a sweater.
A land known as Eire,
all the hair red as fire.
No longer to the crown a debtor.

Mo chara gan dabht tá tú cliste
Focail álainn chun tír a rugadh mise
Ach nuair a d'fhág mé mo thír
Ag obair í Sasana níl me saor
Gan mo chlann agus mo chairde tá mo croi briste

i hope this isn't as sad and/or personal as google translate suggest Mo chara! if so my goes out to you!

Haha no, not personal. It just wouldn't be Irish poetry without that tone - we love a good lament more than most. A personal favourite of mine would be Caoineadh Cú Chulainn

Get out of here with that filthy language i do not know so its considered offensive by my ears/brain

that's good LOL