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Apr 27 2021 05:00am
Quote (MADIrishGunner @ Apr 27 2021 05:56am)
rpg the only user in history to ever call someone out for a relationship they had ending, because who else has had a relationship end? not rpg, he'd have to have entered a relationship before it could end and that would never happen.

#worst zon pilot i've ever witnessed
#7-0'd my first week ever on zon


Glad to see rent in still cheap in your head... Especially in this economy :blush:
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Apr 27 2021 05:12am
Quote (RPG5621 @ Apr 27 2021 07:00am)
Glad to see rent in still cheap in your head... Especially in this economy :blush:


glad to see that line stayed fresh in your memory from the several times i used it on you before you ever thought of it.

pretty sure i've never disgraced my signature by putting you in it, can you say the same?
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Quote (MADIrishGunner @ Apr 27 2021 06:12am)
glad to see that line stayed fresh in your memory from the several times i used it on you before you ever thought of it.

pretty sure i've never disgraced my signature by putting you in it, can you say the same?


how can i forget... you never shut up how cheap your rental rates are (Free) ^_^


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i have found... im sure as many others have too... when responding to your post, if you just read like 1/2 the first sentence you dont have to read the rest of what you wrote :rofl:

maybe you should go to some auther/writer seminars and actually get good at telling a story...
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Apr 27 2021 05:31am
Quote (RPG5621 @ Apr 27 2021 07:18am)
how can i forget... you never shut up how cheap your rental rates are (Free) ^_^


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i have found... im sure as many others have too... when responding to your post, if you just read like 1/2 the first sentence you dont have to read the rest of what you wrote :rofl:

maybe you should go to some auther/writer seminars and actually get good at telling a story...


yeah because if you claim you don't read the 2nd half of what i say that gives you a good excuse to not reply about your obsession with me having been so strong you had me in your signature.

yet i would never do that with you because of how irrelevant you are. 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️
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Quote (Belarathon @ Apr 26 2021 09:28pm)
I just single button mash w when needed and it’s so fast still haha probably because I used to have heated family competitions in who could put the oven up to 450 degrees the fastest. Basically just flex your arm until it twitches and your finger goes into hyperdrive



This is what I do when I play with myself
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Quote (left_testy2 @ 27 Apr 2021 07:26)
This is what I do when I play with myself



I tape my hand to my penis and then take my dog’s ringworm medication and it makes me go into a seizure, let me tell you those faps are next level and heavenly
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Apr 27 2021 07:39am
Quote (Belarathon @ Apr 27 2021 08:28am)
I tape my hand to my penis and then take my dog’s ringworm medication and it makes me go into a seizure, let me tell you those faps are next level and heavenly



Gonna jot down that one ty

Electrical tape work ok?
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Apr 27 2021 08:02am
I typically grasp my penis firmly then shock my bicep with a taser

side effect is sometimes you shit yourself but it's always a good fap
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Quote (IAmAsylum @ Apr 27 2021 04:02pm)
I typically grasp my penis firmly then shock my bicep with a taser

side effect is sometimes you shit yourself but it's always a good fap


If you add in a pair of tweezers, its like playing the game "operation"
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Apr 27 2021 10:50am
Quote (lld_mayhem @ Apr 27 2021 09:13am)
If you add in a pair of tweezers, its like playing the game "operation"



I heard he’s got a giant greasy slippery salamander so he prolly needs some cooking tongs to grab that beast
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